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Old September 9 2013, 12:18 AM   #31
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

^I'm picturing Sisko facing down an army of Kirks and telling the Prophets to "stop those Kirks" before each one disappears, leaving behind a mound of hair pieces.

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Old September 9 2013, 12:27 AM   #32
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Sisko would need three more guys on his side to make it a fair fight.
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Old September 9 2013, 12:35 AM   #33
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Sisko. No one else can say he decked Q... and never had problems with him again.
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Old September 9 2013, 12:36 AM   #34
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.
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Old September 9 2013, 01:01 AM   #35
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

No contest. It would take at least three Siskos to equal one Kirk.
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Old September 9 2013, 02:31 AM   #36
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...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"
Followed by Kirk claiming that "it's REEEEAAAAAALLL!"

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Old September 9 2013, 02:38 AM   #37
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Bad thoughts wrote: View Post
Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.
My god..
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Old September 9 2013, 03:31 AM   #38
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

The Sisko.

It would be a long bout but Sisko is a bit more athletic and punched out Q. His omnipotent "donkey" didn't see that coming.
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Old September 9 2013, 03:51 AM   #39
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Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.
Kirk: "Can't ... you see ... THAT .. you can never ... WIN !!!!

Sisko: "I ... MOST ... CERTAINLY ... WILL !!!

Kirk: "Sabataage."

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Old September 9 2013, 04:35 AM   #40
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^If God really loved us he would give us this as canon.
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Old September 9 2013, 04:36 AM   #41
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Kirk.

And shame these threads weren't done as polls.
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Old September 9 2013, 04:56 AM   #42
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^it's more disappointing that it's not a mashup.
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Old September 9 2013, 10:24 AM   #43
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Kirk-fu is no match for The Sisko whoop-ass!
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Old September 9 2013, 12:58 PM   #44
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Kirk with a chop then dropkick would have Sisko on the deck!!!
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Old September 9 2013, 02:53 PM   #45
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Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.
Indeed.
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