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Old September 8 2013, 04:40 PM   #16
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Shat is only like 5'10" (advertised, I think he may be shorter than that in reality) and in his prime, was about 175 LB. Brooks is 6' 1" and in his prime was about 200 LB. Based on that, I would say Brooks has better reach and is stronger. In real world, Brooks would take Shat, but since we are talking characters...

Kirk has his Kirk Fu and as soon as the shirt rips, it's all over.

Sisko may have decked Q, but Kirk bitch slapped Trelane (who could have made Kirk just as dead just as fast as Q could have with Sisko), Karate chopped Gary Mitchell (same as Trelane), laughed in the face of Apollo, pnwed Khan in a fist fight, laid some smackdown on Captain Ronald Tracy, kicked lord Kruge off a cliff, and held his own with Spock, and a boulder-hurling Lizard man!
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Old September 8 2013, 04:57 PM   #17
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

The setting would matter, too. Kirk in his prime in the TOS engineering room...no contest. Kirk won against a genetic superman with five times his strength by beating him senseless with a little plastic pipe.
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Old September 8 2013, 05:09 PM   #18
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

neither. Sisko would outsmart Kirk so that the latter would knock himself out.
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Old September 8 2013, 07:23 PM   #19
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Sisko. And he'd rip that toupee right off Kirk's head.

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Old September 8 2013, 07:43 PM   #20
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

*whispers* shhh, that's Kirk's pet-tribble
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Old September 8 2013, 08:34 PM   #21
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

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Sisko. And he'd rip that toupee right off Kirk's head.

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...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"
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Old September 8 2013, 08:43 PM   #22
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...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"
Followed by Kirk claiming that "it's REEEEAAAAAALLL!"

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Old September 8 2013, 10:09 PM   #23
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Comparing Kirk vs. Kruge and Sisko vs. waves of Klingon warriors, I'll pick Sisko.

The setting would matter, too. Kirk in his prime in the TOS engineering room...no contest. Kirk won against a genetic superman with five times his strength by beating him senseless with a little plastic pipe.
Sisko kicked the crap out of mirror Bashir. Does that count?
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Old September 8 2013, 10:50 PM   #24
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Kirk would win. It's what James T. Kirk does. He is the avatar of winning.
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Old September 8 2013, 11:12 PM   #25
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Re: Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

Shirt-less Kirk beats all versions of Sisko.

Bearded Sisko beats clean shaven Sisko.

Shatner's priceline daughter (nu-Penny) beats and pwns nu-Kirk.

Estrogen augmented pregnant Kira beats enraged nu-Spock.



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Old September 8 2013, 11:15 PM   #26
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Comparing Kirk vs. Kruge and Sisko vs. waves of Klingon warriors, I'll pick Sisko.

The setting would matter, too. Kirk in his prime in the TOS engineering room...no contest. Kirk won against a genetic superman with five times his strength by beating him senseless with a little plastic pipe.
Sisko kicked the crap out of mirror Bashir. Does that count?
Kirk vs. Kruge was not Kirk in his prime...he was past his Kirk Fu days at that point.

And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.
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Old September 8 2013, 11:20 PM   #27
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And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.
No, but he was never in a situation where he could have used his strength once his enhancements were public knowledge. Every time he could have tried beating someone up happened before the lid was blown on his secret. Sisko alluded to his physical abilities being superior when he was talking about playing the Vulcans in baseball.

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Old September 8 2013, 11:40 PM   #28
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Kirk vs. Kruge was not Kirk in his prime...he was past his Kirk Fu days at that point.

And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.
Sisko vs the (genetically-engineered, with enhanced strength) Jem'hadar
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Old September 8 2013, 11:59 PM   #29
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^Sisko can fight, but he's no master of Kirk Fu.
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Old September 9 2013, 12:04 AM   #30
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^Perhaps Kirk has the chops to beat Sisko on his own, but Sisko would do well against ten Kirks in an army of Kirks.
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