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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old August 30 2013, 05:51 PM   #31
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DATA: Did you remember to beam up the Away Team before the planet exploded?

WES: I thought you were doing that.
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Old September 2 2013, 06:45 PM   #32
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Data: I calculate your odds of winning this game at 0.000042 percent, Wesley.
Wesley: Why those odds?
Data: That is the chance of my systems spontaneously failing at any given time.



Riker: That's not what I meant when I said get Data...
Worf: Then say what you mean next time or ask Troi, she's the one that can read minds!



Riker: Ugh! Now I know why Picard sent "me" to entertain the Selay delegation!



Wesley(thinking): If I stand still, maybe he won't see me.
Picard(thinking): If I keep walking really fast, maybe he won't bug me.




Crusher: I revived them.
Picard: What?!
Crusher: Should I have let them die?
Picard: Most certainly. A druggie, a capitalist and a housewife? The scum of humanity!
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Old September 3 2013, 02:45 AM   #33
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PICARD: I can still see you Mr. Crusher.
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Old September 3 2013, 04:33 AM   #34
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PICARD: I can still see you Mr. Crusher.

I'm guessing it wasn't intentional, but that reminds me of how the Traveller shimmered in that episode early on.
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Old September 3 2013, 05:57 AM   #35
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Crusher: I've got their records for your log entry. We have a young mother, an alcoholic honky tonk singer, and a business executive.

Picard: A tush, a lush and a douche. Got it.
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Old September 3 2013, 06:02 AM   #36
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CRUSHER: No Jean-Luc, we aren't removing their brains. Take the jars and leave!
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Old September 3 2013, 06:25 AM   #37
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Crusher: I've got their records for your log entry. We have a young mother, an alcoholic honky tonk singer, and a business executive.

Picard: Computer, we got a baby doll doin' a pub crawl on a conference call. Send the bullfrog to the synagogue.
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Old September 3 2013, 12:16 PM   #38
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Crusher: I've got their records for your log entry. We have a young mother, an alcoholic honky tonk singer, and a business executive.

Picard: Computer, we got a baby doll doin' a pub crawl on a conference call. Send the bullfrog to the synagogue.
Crusher: "Interesting... Could you explain what a low mileage pit woofie is? The singer asked for one when he first woke up, and the computer has no reference in its database?"
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Old September 3 2013, 08:11 PM   #39
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^LOL



Picard: You said there would be tea.
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Old September 5 2013, 02:25 AM   #40
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Even in the 24th Century, Chiropractic Boards had trouble weeding out the quacks.





Picard: "No, Mr. Crusher, I will not go to Ten Forward with you and be your 'wing man.'"
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Old September 7 2013, 11:20 AM   #41
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Riker: This is perturbing enough, being ambushed and then noosed in my own familiar environs - but I'm extra apprehensive having rewatched Pulp Fiction last night.
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Old September 7 2013, 07:21 PM   #42
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Announcer (OS; same one who does The Bachelor): "Tune in next week for Next Generation's most shocking episode ever."
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Old September 9 2013, 06:52 AM   #43
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New Contest is up!
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