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Old August 27 2013, 05:08 AM   #16
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Spock: Gentlemen. It's that time of the week. Your calls, if you please.

Crewman 1: What's "Omnipotent Being" paying?

Spock: 2 to 1.

Crewman 2: How about "Klingon Attack"?

Spock: 5 to 1.

Crewman 1: "Romulan Threat"?

Spock: Erm, even money.

Crewman 1: Screw it, I'll take the high end on "Crazy Officer" at 5 to 1 and "Get it on Cappie" just to cover the risk.

Spock: (mumbling) Sucker.
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Old August 27 2013, 05:15 AM   #17
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KIRK: Eenie meenie miney mo

RAND: Is that part of the ceremony?

KIRK: Nah, I'm trying to figure out which one's gonna die by the third act.



SCOTTY: You're never gonna win those concert tickets, Captain.
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Old August 27 2013, 04:11 PM   #18
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Scotty: "Captain, are you all right? We're all a bit worried about you."

Kirk: "Quiet, Mr. Scott.... This is deeper and more satisfying than anything I've ever experienced."

Intercom speaker: "Cellophane flowers... of yellow! and green! Towering OOOOOVER your head!...."
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Old August 28 2013, 10:36 AM   #19
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Spock: "Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again?"



Riker: "Uhura, get us out of orbit."

Uhura: "Yes Sir." (veers towards planet)

Sulu: "Oh shit."

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Old August 28 2013, 09:50 PM   #20
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Thanks for the win!


Rand: (thinking) One day that'll be us...


Spock: My replicator or yours?
Kirk: Some day, but not today
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Old August 31 2013, 04:16 PM   #21
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Spock (to self): "Cheap bureaucrats! It's the effing 23rd Century, and they make me do my rounds with a pen and clipboard."
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Old August 31 2013, 04:24 PM   #22
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SPOCK: It says here to try unplugging it and plugging it in again.

STILES: (mumbling)Great advice, computer whiz.
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Old August 31 2013, 04:25 PM   #23
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Kirk: "I'm thinking of an object in this room."

Scotty: "Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

Kirk: "What's a breadbox?"
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Old August 31 2013, 04:27 PM   #24
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Kirk: "I'm thinking of an object in this room."

Scotty: "Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?"

Kirk: "All of the above."
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Old August 31 2013, 04:30 PM   #25
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Kirk: "I'm thinking of an object in this room."

Scotty: "Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral?"

Kirk: "All of the above."
Scotty: "Is it Yeoman Rand and her wig?"
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Old August 31 2013, 04:31 PM   #26
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Kirk: "Here I come, ready or not."

Scotty: "Aye, Captain, you have to count to a hundred. You didna' give them time to hide."
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Old August 31 2013, 05:37 PM   #27
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Kirk: "Here I come, ready or not."

Scotty: "Aye, Captain, you have to count to a hundred. You didna' give them time to hide."


KIRK: Aw, come on! I've been looking for hours! Where is everbody?

(Muted giggling)
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Old August 31 2013, 05:53 PM   #28
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Kirk: "Alright, Mr. Spock, prepare to get underway as soon as repairs are completed. Of course, with that alcoholic chief engineer and lackadaisical crew we're stuck with, that probably won't be anytime soon... Oh, Christ. They're right behind me, aren't they."
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Old August 31 2013, 07:41 PM   #29
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Kirk: What do you mean, you're out of double cheeseburgers? What kind of fast food joint IS this?
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Old August 31 2013, 07:52 PM   #30
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KIRK:Damn it Spock, you said the Rec Deck was clothing optional!
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