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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old August 26 2013, 11:48 PM   #16
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WESLEY: Data, why did they make chess three dimensional? It adds nothing and makes everything more confusing.
DATA: Accessing. Ahh. It appears in the 22nd century, people started arbitrarily making every day things more complicated so the past could, quote, 'suck it'.



RIKER: You sold Data on ebay?
WORF: I'm out of blood wine.



ALIEN: You're the one who ate our eggs!
RIKER: Those were yours? Eww!
ALIEN: We demand justice. We must now be allowed to eat one of your young!
RIKER: You think we'd let you do that, you think...hmm... Ensign Crusher, report to deck 25.



Wesley isn't very good at hide and seek.



CRUSHER: They're dying.
PICARD: How do you know?
CRUSHER: The little green arrows are going down toward the bottom.
PICARD: ...Damn.
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Old August 27 2013, 12:50 AM   #17
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Thanks for the win



Data: *thinking* Here's my chance to continue my experiment on an ancient warrior feat called "The Wedgie". I'm curious with how a Klingon would react....
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Old August 27 2013, 12:58 AM   #18
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RIKER: He was one of a kind and you broke him! What are the chances we'll find another Soong android?
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Old August 27 2013, 01:23 AM   #19
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Wesley: Can I take that move back?

Data: Wesley, you know the agreement, you loose, you have to dress like a woman and be my dance partner!



Data may have seemed off-line but this was his plan to find out just how firm Klingon asses really where!




Ahhhhhh, a little to the left....






Captian, are you hiding from my mom too?




Dr.Crusher:Jean Luc the guest are ready for the "full" captain's inspection.

Jean Luc: Excellent Doctor!
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Old August 27 2013, 03:21 AM   #20
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Wes: I'm going to win this one, Commander. There's nothing that will break my concentration this time.

Data: Tasha Yar's sexual repertoire -

Wes: .....

Data: - necessitates dermal regeneration...

Wes: .....

Data: Of the underballs.

Wes: ....

Data: - Her - underballs.

Wes: .....Dammit! <storms off>

Data: ....Punk.

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Old August 27 2013, 03:28 AM   #21
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Beverly: Jean-Luc, you've got to stop making speeches over the intercom. These are the latest three crew casualties.
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Old August 27 2013, 03:35 AM   #22
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CRUSHER: For the last time, Jean-Luc. None of them are genetically enhanced supermen. Where do you get these crazy ideas?
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Old August 27 2013, 03:51 AM   #23
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Claire Raymond (dreaming): I wonder who won the World Series this year.

Ralph Offenhouse (dreaming): I had a thousand dollars bet on the Yankees.

Sonny Clemonds (dreaming): Hey wait a minute, how come we can hear each others' dreams?
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Old August 27 2013, 05:38 PM   #24
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RIKER: Dreams of electric sheep are one thing; erotic dreams of electric sheep and acting them out while sleeping, that's quite another. Remove him from the bridge.



Syd wrote: View Post


Picard: Look at these people, so relaxed, peaceful, free of worry and concern.
Crusher: That's what happens when you get a massage from Nurse Ogawa.
PICARD: Book me in for 9pm.



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Wesley: Awk-ward.
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Old August 27 2013, 08:37 PM   #25
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RIKER: Dreams of electric sheep are one thing; erotic dreams of electric sheep and acting them out while sleeping, that's quite another. Remove him from the bridge.

Classic!
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Old August 28 2013, 02:22 PM   #26
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Wesley: (OS) "He really can't hold his Liquor can he?"
Worf & Riker: "No; and Shut Up!"




Crusher: "No, Captain. they were 20 century Adult film stars what ever that was?"
Picard: "You don't want to know Bererly"
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Old August 30 2013, 05:23 AM   #27
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Riker: Thank goodness, we were all starting to suffer from android sickness.
Worf: Not me, I'm just a carrier.



Picard: Kirk had the same problem.
Crusher: With awakening people from suspended animation?
Picard: No, with crap key lighting.
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Old August 30 2013, 07:43 AM   #28
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``Wesley, we do have time for me to run back up to the bridge and turn before the ship collides with Mars, right?'
``Huh? What? Yeah, plenty of time. Hey, did you feel a bump?''


``Worf, you, you are the greatest. You and Riker. You and Riker, you are real friends, you are the people life is all about. You and me, we are buddies forever, that is all.''
``What genius got us an android who's a melancholy drunk?''


``Deanna, not during our duty shift --- er --- oh, dear.''


An awestruck Wesley stood there for over four hours before realizing he was fooled by the Picard Mannequin decoy again.


``So, we got a subspace request from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers ... ''
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Old August 30 2013, 12:49 PM   #29
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Slowest chess game...ever. Even Picard's removal of their chairs didn't speed things up.





Worf (to self): "Android supposedly got the highest portability rating, but next time I'll go with an iPhone."





When there was a hotel room shortage in the sector, Beverly thought she'd make a little extra pocket money.
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Old August 30 2013, 05:37 PM   #30
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Crusher: "I should have 'left them dead on the satellite'? You know something, Jean Luc? Your Prime Directive fetish is turning you into a real asshole."
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