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Old August 18 2013, 04:52 AM   #31
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...

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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.

Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.
O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??
Sisko: Because you're Irish, not British.
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Old August 22 2013, 04:28 PM   #32
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...

IzzyatWarp9 wrote:

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Sisko: Well, Chief?

O'Brien: Sorry, sir. I've consulted the entire Federation database. I have no idea what "stonker" means.



Sisko: I think it's a British term to mean a lot of. If I also remember correctly it has a rather rude meaning to.


O'Brien:... If that's the case, then how the hell have I never heard of it??


Sisko: Because you're Irish, not British.


(^^ That should be in quotes (my quoting's screwed up))


O'BRIEN: Is that relevant??
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Old August 25 2013, 07:38 PM   #33
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Sisko: According to this, you put in the request for Deep Space Four instead of our station...

O'Brien: Bollocks. That's months away on the other side of the Federation, and Molly's birthday is tomorrow. Keiko is going to kill me!

Sisko: I'd worry about the kid. We are due for a possessed child episode.
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Old September 2 2013, 06:57 PM   #34
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O'Brien: You want me to build this?
Sisko: My Counselor suggested I find a way to vent my frustrations. So a boxing ring is in order. We don't need that cargo bay.



Mirror Kira: I want you.
Kira: You're creepy!
Mirror Kira: I know! That makes me want you more!



Weyoun: We're all one happy family with the Dominion.
Damar: I want to shove you out of an airlock.
Weyoun: What? Dukat!
Dukat: I find him useful.
Weyoun: So you want to shove me out of an airlock too?
Dukat: Er... of course not.
Damar: He wants me to do it.



Dax: So what do you think?
Bashir: I've never seen anything like it... what is it?
Dax: A Klingon dildo. Worf gave it to me as a gift.
Bashir: Oh.... how like him.



Kira: It's never been done before. You want to knock over a casino? Three casinos?
Nog: You gotta be nuts.
Kira: Exactly!
Sisko: This place hosts a security system that rivals most genesis missile silos.
Bashir: Smash and grab job huh?
Kira: Slightly more complicated than that.
Bashir: Well, yeah...
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Old September 3 2013, 04:37 AM   #35
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Sisko: What is the meaning of this!?! What were you thinking?

O'Brien: The holosuites hasn't been fixed ever since Rom went to Risa with Leeta. Bashir had this idea of building a life size replica of the Alamo in one of the old cargo bays in the lower levels. We had no idea the Klingons were having a blood wine party nearby.
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Old September 3 2013, 09:57 PM   #36
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And now the next caption contest; the woes of Miles Edward O'Brien!
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Old September 9 2013, 09:32 PM   #37
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O'Brien: You say want me to beat this level of Angry Birds for you?


Kira: Ok Odo, this is getting really awkward. If I wanted to make love to myself I wouldn't have invited you here.


Dukat & Damar put on brave faces, trying not to betray the fact that Weyoun has toilet paper trailing behind him.


Bashir: This is the ugliest bra cup I've ever seen. On what planet did you say this was fashionable?



Following a pay dispute, the cast of DS9 walks out, hired en masse by a cable network for a show called "Mad Men"...
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