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Old August 15 2013, 12:38 AM   #16
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Re: Internal Revenue Service stocking up on firearms and ammo

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Maybe they're afraid and are buying guns and ammo because they've been excessively auditing people who believe carrying firearms is a constitutional right.
No, you're thinking of the Imaginationland Revenue Service.
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Old August 15 2013, 12:43 AM   #17
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Maybe that was one of the 57 states President Obama visited during his campaign.
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Old August 15 2013, 01:20 AM   #18
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Maybe that was one of the 57 states President Obama visited during his campaign.
Timely. Got any good birth certificate or teleprompter jokes?
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Old August 15 2013, 02:25 AM   #19
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Look, if were for any sinister reason they wouldn't be buying the stuff. They'd be making it in their secret underground facilities in.................I gotta go, someone's at the door.
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Old August 15 2013, 02:31 AM   #20
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Re: Internal Revenue Service stocking up on firearms and ammo

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Look, if were for any sinister reason they wouldn't be buying the stuff. They'd be making it in their secret underground facilities in.................I gotta go, someone's at the door.
Dude, it's the Dominoes guy! Wait I didn't order a pizza...uh when did the Dominoes guy start driving a black SUV and wearing a black suit...and a badge....oh fuck me.


And just to make our paranoids a little more paranoid:

1) If this is waiting they're publicly buying, imagine the stockpile behind the scenes.

2) If they wanted to really do it secretly, they do it and we'd not know it. They fact that it's public means they know there's nothing to stop them.
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Old August 15 2013, 03:27 PM   #21
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Wesley Snipes just got out of prison.

Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Old August 15 2013, 03:55 PM   #22
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Old August 15 2013, 04:00 PM   #23
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Tin foil hats don't work if you twist them into antennas. Every crazy hick knows that
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Old August 15 2013, 07:23 PM   #24
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You have to have the shiny side on the outside too. Otherwise you just look crazy.
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Old August 15 2013, 07:27 PM   #25
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Re: Internal Revenue Service stocking up on firearms and ammo

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You have to have the shiny side on the outside too. Otherwise you just look crazy.
And don't trust Reynolds Wrap. Everyone knows their in bed with the NSA. Why do you think stuff burns when you bake on Reynolds wrap: All them NSA radio signals it soaks up.
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Old August 15 2013, 07:41 PM   #26
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Re: Internal Revenue Service stocking up on firearms and ammo

They place small RFID tags in them too. Obama wants to track what you put in the fridge. Alex Jones told me all about it.

I get all my news from him, Glenn Beck and singing woodland critters, so I know I'm not insane.
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Old August 16 2013, 12:15 AM   #27
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That's why I cut all the fillings in my teeth our with a rusty spork. Government man ain't going to be tracking.
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Old August 16 2013, 06:43 PM   #28
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Glenn Beck and singing woodland critters
Ah, so you bought that album as well?
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Old August 18 2013, 07:34 AM   #29
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Ah, so you bought that album as well?
That beaver wouldn't lie to me.
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Old August 18 2013, 08:00 AM   #30
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This is why I don't own a cell phone. They can't use their GPS locators to find me. Besides, I heard those things cook your brains.
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