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Old August 6 2013, 03:23 PM   #1
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All Trek Caption Contest 3: What's Going On Here?

Congrats guys, there were some great entries this week! I will make a new award with a flashy picture for next week.



The 'And I would've gotten away with it...' award goes to:
Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Kira: "Hey! That was my ass you pinched!"
Odo: "Hey! That was her ass you pinched!"
Primmin: "Oh, give it up! You're busted and you know it!"

The 'Inconveniences of Bajoran religion' award goes to:
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post


BASHIR: It's been almost an hour. Do we really have to wait here until he's done with his Prophet vision?
DAX: He's the commander. We have no choice.
The 'Don't we get freedom of haircut in the 24th century?' award goes to:
Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Data: "The Chief says he will spare our lives and allow you and me to go in peace if we agree to let 'the young blond lad' remain behind and marry his daughter."
Riker: "This could be tricky..."
The 'In your dreams' award goes to:
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Logan: Look Geordi! Look how fast I can run! I'm so awesome! Da da da da daaaaa!
Geordi: Listen big shot, you ain't even on the main credits.
And finally, the 'We're all wondering that' award goes toooooooo:
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KHAN:Did Ross and Rachel ever get together?
Worthy winners guys!
Like last week, new piccies up momentarily!
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Old August 6 2013, 03:26 PM   #2
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Re: All Trek Caption Contest 3: What's Going On Here?

Here are this weeks pictures:











Engage!!
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Old August 6 2013, 04:04 PM   #3
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Sisko: Don't make me bitch-slap you, Doctor.


McCoy: How you doin'?


On PA: Whistle while you work...
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Old August 6 2013, 05:45 PM   #4
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TFTW, IzzyatWarp9!



Sisko: "Alright. I'll show you why your patients don't like your new little robot assistant." *presses button on control pad*
Bashir: "Urk!!"
Sisko: "Now...you turn your head and cough!"




McCoy: "Look, they only know what they've learned about us since reaching our galaxy. They know what a 'phaser' is, but they have no idea what a 'revolver' is. So...let's find us a revolver and oot-shay the uckers-fay!"




Rojan: "Are you sure about this stance? It doesn't seem very comfortable, at all."
Hanar: "Yes. 'Standing nonchalantly, arms folded across chest.' It's mentioned repeatedly in their literature."
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Old August 7 2013, 12:19 AM   #5
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SISKO: I've got it. To get through the forcefield we have to do the Macarena!
BASHIR: I forfeit!




PRIMMIN: You tiny little life...forms! You precious little life...forms! Oh this is so going to catch on!



MAJOR NELSON: This isn't funny Jeannie. Take me back to the past! And put us back in our normal bodies!
JEANNIE: Yes master.



PICARD (thinking): From this exact angle, you can see down Deanna's dress. Worf you lucky man.
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Old August 7 2013, 12:34 AM   #6
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Rojan: Once we have mastered the ancient art of "Gangnam Style" we will conquer the Federation!
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Old August 7 2013, 01:59 AM   #7
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ROJAN: I refuse to believe that look will become popular in the 1970s
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Old August 7 2013, 02:04 AM   #8
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Primmin: Now we'll see if this portable replicator I've invented can shoot a Jolly Rancher right into my mouth.
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Old August 7 2013, 03:34 AM   #9
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PRIMMIN: I know Odo said not to play Angry Birds on duty, but he's not here, so where's the harm?
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Old August 9 2013, 12:53 AM   #10
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Rojan: I will never understand these human customs. So if this is the church, and this is the steeple, where ARE all the people?
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Old August 12 2013, 03:48 PM   #11
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Bashir: You have a WOMAN'S hand!!!



McCoy: I will shoot you with my phaser!
Spock: Doctor McCoy, that is your hand
McCoy: Wha...? Damn I must've left it in the transporter beam!



Primmins: Just slice heeere... and heeere... and Om Nom gets the candy!



Guy on the right: Check out my new human body! It's so flexible yet sturdy!
Guy on the left: Ugh. You are so embarrassing



Picard: Huh. So that's what the bridge looks like from the cheap seats
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Old August 13 2013, 01:37 AM   #12
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Rojan, third base coach for the Kelvan Cubs.
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Old August 13 2013, 03:05 AM   #13
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McCoy: See, I told you he has a thing for pointy ears.


Both: Thug Life!


Picard: Oh, this takes me back.
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