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Old August 4 2013, 07:48 PM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...

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Janeway: "Ribbed, for my pleasure. If you get what I mean."
Nice.
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Old August 4 2013, 09:38 PM   #17
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Old August 5 2013, 07:03 AM   #18
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Thanks for the win Ln X!



B'Ells: Sonic toilet's backed up.
Tom: You can't fix a toilet with that.
B'Ells: It's for your colon.




Alien: No hats? Where do you keep your Pepsi?
Chak: No Pepsi, Coke.
Tom: 24th century, we still can't have Coke and Pepsi in the same place.




Paris: !@#$% nuclear computers. I was better off doing card tricks for drinks.




Hogan: In the Maquis, we would not have taken on a new crew. We would have spaced them to the man.

Jonas: Uh, that one is ok, Hogan.



Janes: Put your biscuits in my basket.
Alien: They are in. They just can't touch the brim.

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Old August 5 2013, 11:40 PM   #19
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Tom: Uh, please be careful with that.
B'Elanna: Careful with what?


Alien: I have a feeling that I'm not on Kan-Sas anymore.
Janeway: I don't know why, but I have the feeling that you're supposed to have a dog.
Chakotay: Perhaps our newcomer has a dog as an animal guide.
Tom: Seriously?


Tom: Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.


Hogan: Captain, sometimes you make me sick. Jonas, help me out here.
Jonas: I think we've found our traitor, Captain. Oh wait --- was there a traitor? No, nevermind, you didn't hear that.
Janeway: Give me coffee and we'll call it good.


Janeway (aside): Don't tell anyone these are laced with narcotics.
Alien: Your secret is safe with me, Captain.
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Old August 6 2013, 03:27 PM   #20
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Thanks for the win!




Hogan: We need to transfer out of Engineering

Janeway: Commander Chakotay deals with assignments. You would have to talk with him

Jonas: We did! He laughed and wanted to hang down there.

Janeway: Why?

Hogan: B'Elanna keeps mistaking us for Carey.
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Old August 6 2013, 03:33 PM   #21
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Q quickly became fond of the human saying 'going out with a bang'.
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Old August 7 2013, 12:47 AM   #22
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Hogan: We need to transfer out of Engineering

Janeway: Commander Chakotay deals with assignments. You would have to talk with him

Jonas: We did! He laughed and wanted to hang down there.

Janeway: Why?

Hogan: B'Elanna keeps mistaking us for Carey.
Janeway: So, neither one of you is Carey?
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Old August 7 2013, 09:43 PM   #23
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Neelix's latest attempt at chilli had explosive consequences on the bridge.
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Old August 8 2013, 11:02 AM   #24
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Tom: No, I don't think the ship needs a body piercing salon.




Alien: Trade you a box of reservoir tip hats for your split pants technology?
Janes: This, this is why we are out here.




Tom: You never say, "Oh we had a plasma explosion on the bridge today and that's when all the fun started."




Hogan: The first rule of Space Fight Club is, you don't talk about Space Fight Club.

Jonas: Because no one can hear you talking in space.




Alien: You must be the beautiful Borg woman everyone's talking about. Do you practice interspecies mingling?

Janes: Three of Five, at your service.

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Old August 17 2013, 04:22 PM   #25
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PARIS: There goes our safety record. We'll never get that plaque
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Old August 17 2013, 08:00 PM   #26
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Paris(thinking to himself): "Fuses! Damn, I knew we forgot something!"
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Old August 24 2013, 01:49 AM   #27
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Ok Belanna you've made your point!





Ahh the ambassador from Durex 7 is here to take the tour!




Tom: I guess hiding those DuNuvian fireworks behind the bulkhead was not a good idea afterall...





Yes Captain, I know I look like Jim Carry, what's your point!?!



Janeway smiled as he realized the humanoid's head looked just like a scrotum...
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Old August 30 2013, 05:35 AM   #28
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``Can't stop and talk, Neelix needs me in the galley, something about the biggest can of chickpeas he's ever seen?''


``Wait, Captain, what are we doing in Final Fantasy VI?''
``Chakotay, think what ship we're on. This is Chrono Trigger.''


``Huh. So that's why we're not supposed to press that button. Well, live and learn, I guess. Some of us.''


``Captain, I just ... wanted to know if anyone knew who we are and if we're in this episode and if we're supposed to be and if maybe we can survive it? Thank you.''
``Who?''
``Uh-oh.''


``Ah, desiccated oranges and lukewarm Mister Pibb ... my but the Delta Quadrant has ... fascinating ... cuisines ... is there one freaking planet that has a Chinese-Thai takeout place? ANYWHERE?!''
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Old August 30 2013, 06:37 AM   #29
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Paris: (thinking) Is it wrong that I'm turned on by her being armed and angry?



Paris: Maybe installing strobe lights on the bridge wasn't such a good idea...




Janeway: Please take all you want. Neelix made all of it.
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Old September 2 2013, 07:07 PM   #30
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Tom was all about respecting B'lenna's cultural heritage until he realized how many sharp objects would be involved along with her temper.



Janeway: Who is this?
Tom: I believe it's a keebler elf.



Tom: Did that console just explode, or is someone pulling that guy through a white portal?



Hogan: Not all of us signed up to die for Federation values.
Janeway: Tough luck, Maquis boy. You've been drafted into my collective and I'll sacrifice everyone's lives, especially yours, to keep the Kazon from getting our technology.

(thinking) I'll assign him to work for Neelix next chance I get, that'll get rid of him.



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