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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old July 26 2013, 05:07 AM   #31
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GEORDI: Ever think of having a Mohawk?

DATA: No, why do you ask?

GEORDI: Ah, no reason.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old July 26 2013, 05:16 AM   #32
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Bones: Viagara?
Saavik: <coughs>
Bones: Ben Gay it is.
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Old July 26 2013, 05:27 AM   #33
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MCCOY: It's about time! You'd think this ship had 78 decks!
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Old July 27 2013, 01:53 AM   #34
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Kirk: Why is the gravity setting so light, Bones?
Bones: Scotty and Uhura again, sir.
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Old July 28 2013, 02:39 AM   #35
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Kirk: On second thought, I think I'll get out on this floor.
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Old July 30 2013, 02:26 PM   #36
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Geordi: Damn! I think I just stimulated a pleasure center. Sorry about that, Lore.
Lore: Would you like to...cuddle?


McCoy: Dammit, Jim, if you're going to chase skirts, could you do it someother place than the damn elevator? I've got orderlies to fuss at.
Saavik: Doctor, I am not wearing a 'skirt'.
McCoy: Well, he has that effect.
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Old July 31 2013, 04:00 AM   #37
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B4: "What are you doing?"
Geordie:"Um Nothing... (Thinking I saw Bart do this in a 20th century Simpson episode "Insert Brain here"),. snickering.
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Old July 31 2013, 10:25 PM   #38
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Data, if you're that anxious, maybe you should have taken out your emotion chip for your first haircut.



Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my starship! Come on out here! Help me take him in the shuttle bay!



Damn it, Jim, you said I wouldn't be getting the sloppy seconds this week!
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Old July 31 2013, 10:30 PM   #39
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Geordi: B4, I need to check how the memory transfer from Data is going. I'll have to ask you a few questions.

B4: OK.

Geordi: Do you know who Tasha Yar is?

B4: No.

Geordi: Oh, you will. Believe me, you will.
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Old July 31 2013, 11:09 PM   #40
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Kirk: "Ah, Bones! I'd like you to meet Lieutenant Saavik. She's twenty-six years old, in spectacular physical condition, she's Vulcan, and she studied sexual technique on planet Delta. She's interested in being a doctor. You're out."
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Old July 31 2013, 11:14 PM   #41
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Bones: Have you seen my medical tricorder wand?
Kirk: Why ask me?
Bones: It doesn't vibrate, you know.
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Old August 6 2013, 03:51 AM   #42
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Kirk: Damnit, Bones, can't a man and a woman in a bathrobe ride in a turbolift without being inundated with sexual innuendos?!?!

McCoy: Of course... anyone but you.

Kirk: ... fair enough.
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Old September 16 2013, 01:25 AM   #43
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New Contest is up!
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Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
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