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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 31 2013, 05:47 AM   #31
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Where the hell is Guinan with my moo goo gai pan? And I swear if my Pepsi can is room temperature again....




Computer, who is king of the galaxy?
The color beige.
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Wesley: At least I'm not Worf!
Picard: Quite right! Let's all share a laugh, at least he's not Worf!
Crew: <laughs>
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Old July 31 2013, 07:29 AM   #32
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Man: "There goes Crusher again, staggering into sickbay hung over and wearing the same clothes she had on yesterday."

Woman: "Bet you ten to one that she has her panties stuffed in her pocket the slut."

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Old July 31 2013, 02:34 PM   #33
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CRUSHER: Computer, locate my dignity.

COMPUTER: Your dignity is no longer on the ship.
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Old July 31 2013, 07:46 PM   #34
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Wesley: What?!? All I said was Counselor Troi has a nice set of cans.
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Old July 31 2013, 11:16 PM   #35
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Wesley: Sirs, I know I'm under 20 but I really don't know the moves for Gangnam style.
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Old August 1 2013, 12:35 AM   #36
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RED: Drunk again. Hard to believe she's a doctor and a Starfleet officer.

BLUE: Actually most of Starfleet Medical's recruiting takes place in dive bars and Skid Row.
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Old August 1 2013, 01:01 AM   #37
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Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


CRUSHER: Computer, locate my dignity.

COMPUTER: Your dignity is no longer on the ship.
Crusher: When was the last record of my dignity?

Computer: Your dignity has never been recorded
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Old August 1 2013, 01:12 AM   #38
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* Redshirt mimics Crusher's staggering walk while Blueshirt giggles *
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Old August 1 2013, 02:10 AM   #39
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Beverly: (On the couch, out of view) Allright, Jean-Luc. I'm ready. You can look
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Old August 2 2013, 04:54 AM   #40
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Jean-Luc (sniff sniff) "Ah yes ... Vash."

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Old August 2 2013, 05:06 AM   #41
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Beverly: (thinking) "That's the last time I give Jean Luc Viagra"
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Old August 2 2013, 05:09 AM   #42
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PICARD: Am I French or British?
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Old August 2 2013, 09:19 PM   #43
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Finn wrote: View Post


Beverly: (On the couch, out of view) Allright, Jean-Luc. I'm ready. You can look
Or, perhaps, on a similar theme:

BEVERLY (on the couch, out of view): Jean-Luc, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls...
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Old August 2 2013, 09:43 PM   #44
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Picard: Where is the IT guy? I need to get back to Space Sudoku.


Wesley: But why do I have to judge who has the best pouty face?
Troi: I called "not it."
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Old August 3 2013, 08:38 AM   #45
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Riker: Is there ever a danger of people getting the wrong idea about what we're doing?


The standard Risian shot was an absolute for any crewmember leaving Risa.


When there was no more work left to do, Picard eked out his spare time pondering upon his love for Beverly that was never to be...


The drunk doctor always appeared after Picard spurned Beverly's advances.


Wesley: For once sir I have to agree with you.
Picard: Shut up- Wait...
Riker: Did he just compliment you?
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