RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 141,584
Posts: 5,515,256
Members: 25,156
Currently online: 487
Newest member: jerrlaro

TrekToday headlines

Two New Starships Collection Ships
By: T'Bonz on Dec 26

Captain Kirk’s Boldest Missions
By: T'Bonz on Dec 25

Trek Paper Clips
By: T'Bonz on Dec 24

Sargent Passes
By: T'Bonz on Dec 23

QMx Trek Insignia Badges
By: T'Bonz on Dec 23

And The New Director Of Star Trek 3 Is…
By: T'Bonz on Dec 23

TV Alert: Pine On Tonight Show
By: T'Bonz on Dec 22

Retro Review: The Emperor’s New Cloak
By: Michelle on Dec 20

Star Trek Opera
By: T'Bonz on Dec 19

New Abrams Project
By: T'Bonz on Dec 18


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > Voyager

Voyager There's coffee in this forum!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old July 22 2013, 02:15 AM   #256
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

That Humaniform Replicator kid from Stargate got so pissed off that Sam Carter wouldn't fall in love with him that he was forced to give birth to the Replicarter to mate with... Which didn't turn out at all well for anyone.

The gorgeous evil Princess from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, made her self dozens of Buck Rogers clones to staff an elite squadron which would take over earth but not before she had a lengthy orgy first.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 07:58 AM   #257
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Okay so you're introduced to your clone that you didn't know someone had made from your DNA.. they're not your kid you think but then you actually see them, let's say they are 5 years old. And they look like you and they talk in a way that has some uncanny resemblance to how you remember thinking about the world when you were a kid and you start to think a little more about it. What is a biological child anyway but one cell containing your DNA combining with one cell containing someone else's DNA? Why does making all the DNA yours exactly make this any less of your child? And then it hits you, it doesn't. This person is as much your child biologically as any child made from your sperm or egg.

And right then and there you feel like you love this child, this clone of your flesh, because who else is going to understand and care for them with as much empathy as yourself? Sure it's a little weird but at the end of the day this child is your own flesh and blood and there's a bond there that's growing stronger in every interaction the two of you have. And it's beautiful.

And then someone opens these huge doors and shows you your other 6000 clones.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 08:11 AM   #258
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345061/

Code 46.

Some adopted guy does it accidentally with a clone of his mother who he never met.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 10:19 AM   #259
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

I've thought about whether I would frak myself if I met myself as a time travel accident. Haven't we all? It's the greatest question of our age.

That dilemma is a little less fraught than the one I proposed.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne

Last edited by teacake; July 22 2013 at 10:58 AM.
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 12:04 PM   #260
NightJim
Commander
 
NightJim's Avatar
 
Location: Scunthorpe, UK
View NightJim's Twitter Profile
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Hell no. I'd not go near myself in that way. Point out several decisions to make differently maybe.

The problem with meeting a clone of yourself at a young age. What if you don't feel that way, what if you feel completely weirded out that here's a younger version of yourself? I see the more common "He's not me, maybe we should just end the monstrosity" version coming to light rather than the "Aww come here and let me shelter you." or "Hey Bro" Parker response. (Well Peter Parker went through "maybe we should just end the monstrosity" first and then became "Hey Bro" but he had good reason for not trusting the the clone when they met at the start of the clone saga.)
NightJim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 12:11 PM   #261
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

I'd definitely be of the "let me shelter you" ilk. What amuses me is how many clones of me there could be before this was utterly diluted.

I saw 2 year old triplets today ON LEASHES! It was cute and hilarious and I could love three 2 year old clones of me but Kamino style? I'm no longer the mommy, I'm the cult leader.

As to the frakking what I got out of that philosophical inquirey was the rather gobsmacking realization that I was not attracted to women like me. But I'd still do it for the novelty value and the possibility it might be awesome.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 12:54 PM   #262
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Judas Kiss.

Failed gay film maker goes back in time and accidentally frakks a younger version of himself while judging a film festival at his old College.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242642/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

...

I'm not sure where, it might have been a cartoon, but I recall someone saying that having sex with a clone is no different than masturbating, since it's still the same old parts touching the same other old parts.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 01:18 PM   #263
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

How did he accidentally have sex with himself? He didn't recognize himself? He's an idiot?

Of course I have thought of the masturbating objection to this plan. But if you meet a clone of yourself they have had different life experiences than you. The way it goes in my mind is the clone says, "oh let me do THIS" and I'm like, wtf for? And the clone says, "you'll see.." Or vice versa. It's like your body went off and lived a different life from you and has something to tell you about yourself that never entered your head.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 01:31 PM   #264
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Attractive people all look alike. Attractive hipsters look more alike. Attractive gay Hipsters look yet more alike.

Besides, how often do you look in the mirror?

Men, even gay men, look in the mirror at least ten time less than your average female.

It's like how when you move to a new house you keep forgetting your new phone number because you never have to dial it.

It was a bad movie, I got through 20 minutes before I turned it off.

One of Ultimate Peter Parker's clones is a girl. Johnny Storm keeps hitting on her. Pete before he died, was way to wrapped up being tossed between Gwen and Mary-Jane to bother looking at Spider-Woman's pert little bum.
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 01:35 PM   #265
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

My clone is thinner and hotter than me therefore I lust after her. What I bring to the table is years of planning how this will go down and so being able to make my clone feel comfortable with this experience.

Though I think I've overwanked this idea and now I'm more partial to the thought that I AM THE CLONE. And the original shows up one day and she's the one that's done all the mental and emotional legwork on this deal and she just holds out her hand and off we go.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 01:42 PM   #266
Guy Gardener
Fleet Admiral
 
Guy Gardener's Avatar
 
Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

This is all just because of your XXX rated fanfiction rewrite of Endgame where Captain Janeway and Admiral Janeway pounce on each other and rut like ferril badgers?
__________________
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz
Guy Gardener is online now   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 01:45 PM   #267
teacake
Fleet Admiral
 
teacake's Avatar
 
Location: Google's ass cave full of the lush, lush asses they have stolen.
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

That was a guiding light, yes.
__________________

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
■ ■ ■
Janeway does Melbourne
teacake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 03:11 PM   #268
Katie O'Clare
Lieutenant
 
Katie O'Clare's Avatar
 
Location: Germany
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Guy Gardener wrote: View Post
This is all just because of your XXX rated fanfiction rewrite of Endgame where Captain Janeway and Admiral Janeway pounce on each other and rut like ferril badgers?
That tought also crossed my mind. At some point of your guys' conversation I had to think of the Admiral standing before the Captain...although I didnt go that far as to imagine how they would jump each other...
Katie O'Clare is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 03:30 PM   #269
Kathy Kringle
Commodore
 
Kathy Kringle's Avatar
 
Location: Captain Kathryn's chimney
Send a message via Windows Live Messenger to Kathy Kringle
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Guy Gardener wrote: View Post
This is all just because of your XXX rated fanfiction rewrite of Endgame where Captain Janeway and Admiral Janeway pounce on each other and rut like ferril badgers?
I love Janeway, but dude...
__________________
Once there was a grocery man whose name was simply Louie...until the day his store blew up and his produce went kablewie.

Dead Lazlo's Place
Kathy Kringle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 22 2013, 04:23 PM   #270
Katie O'Clare
Lieutenant
 
Katie O'Clare's Avatar
 
Location: Germany
Re: Mulgrew so awful to Jeri Ryan she had to date Braga for protection

Captain Kathryn wrote: View Post

I love Janeway, but dude...
Katie O'Clare is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:15 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.