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Old July 20 2013, 12:04 AM   #31
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Thanks for the win.


Picard: "You're right Mr Worf, people do take notice of this aftershave. What's it called?"
Worf: "Klingon Sex Panther"


Director: "Action... ACTION... Some one move damn it!"



Picard: "Captain's log, Stardate 4481, wait...Stardate 4471.3, no that's not right either...if today's Tuesday....Damn stardates!"


Remmick: "You must... No you're an Admiral now, you have to go crazy with power...Did you even read the job description?!"
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Old July 20 2013, 09:14 AM   #32
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@ Cmdr.Druss

I love Picard´s Stardate trouble
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Old July 20 2013, 12:50 PM   #33
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Picard: (thinking) Lwaxana, if you are still up there, please tell your daughter to beam us up save Wesley...
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Old July 20 2013, 04:40 PM   #34
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Picard: Line dancing requires a line, people! Come on, let's get organized here!


Picard: I need to stop playing Words with Friends with Q.
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Old July 20 2013, 07:17 PM   #35
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inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


Captain's Log Stardate 4123.45: There are two things I hate. The Borg,and filling in my tax return forms.
Captain's Log. Supplemental: Investigations have confirmed my worst fears; the Borg inflitrated and assimilated the Federation Revenue Service decades ago. Until now, no one noticed the difference.
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Old July 20 2013, 07:57 PM   #36
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PICARD: Impressive Mr. Worf, but not the best use of time on an Away Team.
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Old July 20 2013, 08:05 PM   #37
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Holdfast wrote: View Post
inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


Captain's Log Stardate 4123.45: There are two things I hate. The Borg,and filling in my tax return forms.
Captain's Log. Supplemental: Investigations have confirmed my worst fears; the Borg inflitrated and assimilated the Federation Revenue Service decades ago. Until now, no one noticed the difference.
(Monitor)

FROM: The Federation Internal Revenue Service.

TO: Jean Luc Picard, Captain.

Dear Sir,

It has come to our attention (never mind how) that you voted against the current President in the resent Federation wide Presidential election.

Your tax returns are therefor being subjected to audit for the previous four (Earth) decades. Please make yourself and your records availible at the Tusken VII office of Mr/Ms Xyhskd on stardate 45839.73.

Have a nice day.

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Old July 21 2013, 08:33 AM   #38
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Picard: - and then the Stargazer crew all laughed and they all loved me and didn't find me stuffy at all. And all the women wanted my autograph.

Riker: Sure, on their transfer papers.




Picard: I gave you a direct order, Mister Worf!
Worf: Klingons do not hokey-pokey!




Admiral: Sorry Jean-Luc, eliminating female razors does not "improve ship's efficiency."




Remmik: Sir, The Muppet Show called. They need Statler and Waldorf back.
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Old July 21 2013, 08:33 PM   #39
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Wesley: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..."



Wesley: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..."

Tasha: "You know, if Wesley would just masturbate less ..."

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Old July 21 2013, 08:42 PM   #40
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T'Girl wrote:
Tasha: "You know, if Wesley would just masturbate less ..."
Well, he certainly can't be doing it more often than you.

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Old July 25 2013, 06:28 AM   #41
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New Contest is up....finally!
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