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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 18 2013, 02:15 AM   #16
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Wesley avoided looking at Picard, knowing that it would only confirm that he was behind the Earl Gray to Green Tea prank.


Picard: One of us will eventually die on this planet. Since Mr. Crusher here is only a boy, it probably won't be him. I'm the captain, so it won't be me, either. That leaves Mr. Worf, Mr. La Forge, Mr. Data, and Lt. Yar.
Tasha: How come I'm referred to by rank while everyone else is "Mr."?
Picard: Because my father was a cruel man who made saying "Ms." or "Mrs." cause for a beating with a rock hard, stale baguette.
Worf: Your father was truly a warrior to be reckoned with.


Data was surprised to see that Picard gave no fucks about the uber-powerful being outside the window. But he didn't count on a Q induced time loop mellowing out the previously cantankerous captain.


Jean-Luc tries his hand at Photoshopping with a stylus.


The low point in a Lt. Commander's career: feeding a Vulcan admiral lines in the middle of a viewscreen conversation.
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Old July 18 2013, 02:49 AM   #17
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WES: Uh, Captain....

CAPTAIN: Not now, Wesley!
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Old July 18 2013, 03:01 AM   #18
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TFTW!



Picard: Damn it, Mr. Worf, I'm not falling for the old "Klingon Tradition" business again. Computer, download all information on Klingon traditions to my PADD.

Worf: Humans. So wimpy.



Captain's Log: I'm beginning to suspect Commander Riker knows something I don't. Usually he's against me transporting down, but this time he insisted I go. I wonder why.



Picard: Data, take a custodial crew to holodecks 1 & 2,will you? I want them cleaned up before dinner.

Data: But I was going to Space Station Tosche to pick up some power converters!

Picard: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.



Picard struggled for hours to get his new stylus working. Little did he know that he confused the stylus with Beverly's "little friend."



Remmick: *whispering* So, as I was saying...Hold on, damn it, the creepy old men admirals are checking me out again.
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Old July 18 2013, 03:15 AM   #19
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PICARD: Damn, I wish I knew how to play the Ressikan flute. Too late to learn, I guess.
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Old July 18 2013, 04:07 AM   #20
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Savar: What do you mean, I left the iron on?
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Old July 18 2013, 05:31 AM   #21
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Picard: What is this, a Starbucks? Get all these douchebags off the bridge.




Worf: Don't you think you all are standing a little too far to catch me?
Picard: Oh turn around, Worf. This is a trust exercise.




Picard: Prepare a shipment of Victorian collars, floor-length skirts and granny boots for the Edo, Data.

Edo God:
OH NO HE DI'IN'T!




Geesh, Data and his Spot Instagrams.




Remmik: The strippers are stuck in security, Admiral. The metal detectors keep going off in sensitive areas.

Vulcan Admiral: Well it is Starfleet Command - the whole place is a sensitive area!
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Old July 18 2013, 05:34 AM   #22
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WES: "R"? Kirk's middle initial is "T"!

PICARD: Effing nerds.
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Old July 18 2013, 05:56 AM   #23
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[QUOTE=Nerys Myk;8394817]

Picard: I'm practicing on this computer generated image but I can't seem to learn how to buff my own head.



Remmick: Admiral, I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Old July 18 2013, 03:12 PM   #24
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Picard: "Mr. Crusher, would you kindly stop staring at Lieutenant Yar's shadow's crotch!"




Remmick: "Your wife called. She wants you to pick up a loaf of bread on your way home, since you will be passing close to a food store on the way."
Savar: "She is most logical."
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Old July 18 2013, 03:33 PM   #25
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Picard: "No Lieutenant, I really don't care what you would do for a Klondike Bar."




Worst game. Of Red Rover. Ever.





"Look, I know you three are very..."excited"...about conquering the Federation, but FOR GOD'S SAKE,... put your pants back on!"

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Old July 18 2013, 08:31 PM   #26
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Picard: How do they expect to merchandise an alien space station that is only partly in this dimension?

Data: Production design really dropped the ball on this one, sir.




Remmik: If you gentlemen would care to don your space leotards the Silver Sneakers workout group is starting.
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Old July 19 2013, 06:08 AM   #27
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Alien Space Station: Turn back! You're on a collision course!
Picard: Merde. Deanna's at the helm again, isn't she?
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Old July 19 2013, 05:15 PM   #28
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Thnks for the belly laugh LH!





Picard: Can't you wait till we're out of the turbolift next time?





Picard: Merde... what's wrong with the sky?

Data: It is green.

Picard: I wish you'd stop saying that.





Picard: Am I boring you Commander?

Data: In truth Sir... Yes.





Captain's Log Stardate 4123.45: There are two things I hate. The Borg,and filling in my tax return forms.




Remmick: You really need to work on your Vulcan neck pinch, all it did to Riker was make him pull his sex face.
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Old July 19 2013, 05:24 PM   #29
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@ inflatabledalek

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Old July 19 2013, 05:25 PM   #30
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Remmick: "Ambassador Sarek is waiting to speak with you in your office. Apparently, he has taken offense at your 'earth women are easy' comment."
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