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Old July 12 2013, 10:20 AM   #91
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Re: Having a baby on Voyager?

Sad bastard that he is, Chuckles needs a shuttle to himself, and then the complete privacy of having flown away from Voyager at top speed for an hour before he can start meditating.

Although how many times can you break a hip slipping on someone elses splooge before you don't ever want to go back into the holodeck ever again?
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Old July 12 2013, 10:25 AM   #92
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My people wear flip flops on the holodeck.
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Old July 12 2013, 10:41 AM   #93
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What about all the love butter dripping from the ceiling?
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Old July 12 2013, 10:49 AM   #94
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You just want the holodeck all to yourself. This is a campaign of slander to make the rest of us resort to real parks.
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Old July 12 2013, 11:19 AM   #95
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I learnt the hard way that sex isn't worth the time you put into getting sex.

You give your girlfriend a backrub and a foot rub, 1/2 an hour, longer, and then it's your turn, but instead of handing over a fairsfair back rub, she always pulls the same Darth Vader Deal changing bullshit... "Well I could give you a back rub or we could just have sex? It's completely up to you."

I just thought about the real perverts on Voyager...

Elaborate holographic sequences with situations and "celebrities" but all they do is Kiss.

If you book the holodeck for an hour, how the hell do you pace yourself?

And after all that self control, are you expected to just sit there for 55 minutes so no one thinks less of you?
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Old July 12 2013, 12:20 PM   #96
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I don't get why that is a Darth Vader Deal though I assume that means it is somehow bad which I also do not get.

I'm sure people don't have trouble using up their excess holotime if they get what they came for too quickly. There are holocouches for sleeping on and holosports for watching and probably holochips to eat.

They are so used to the holodeck in Star Trek times that they do totally boring things with it, like recreate old drawing room scenes and play wild west with trains. Oh we can go anywhere and do anything, lets be cowboys!! Bleh. I was going to say it's funny how they are all obsessed with the past but people are obsessed with the past today too. It's never been something I've gravitated towards. I just watched all of Downton Abbey which was mind numbingly stupid at times and reminded me of a lame holdeck program pretending to be that era. But now all the people who have been trying to get me to watch it for years can leave me alone.
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Old July 12 2013, 12:34 PM   #97
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Darth Vader: Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
Lando: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!
Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. '

The last person who tried to force me to watch Downton Abbey, ironically borrowed all that Downtown Abbey they had watched from my personal library.
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Old July 12 2013, 01:57 PM   #98
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That's funny.. I acquired all of Downton Abbey via the use of my eye patch. At some point during my plod through it my kid sees what I'm watching and says, "why did you get this again, I have already got it all on my laptop." And I was like.. "you are a teenage boy, WTF do you have Downton Abbey for? Has the world gone MAD?!" Only I didn't say the F word because I have to be a good example.
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Old July 12 2013, 02:54 PM   #99
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I always liked "Starts with an F, rhymes with suck... Firetruck."

I figured it out. I figure everything out. Porn got so amazingly graphic, and the internet was able to drown any viewer in such a torrential multitude of... Modern man has built up a tolerance to sex and sexuality, a tolerance bordering on boredom, that he doesn't need to spend every second of life sniffing, and begging and paying, that he can calm down and contemplate the nature of the universe for the universes sake and not only for how the universe relates to women's naked bottoms.
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Old July 13 2013, 03:06 AM   #100
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Yo! Guy Gardener, please calm down. While you did make a valid point that while others did not know about Vorik's situation, Vorik knew about his situation. He could have easily taken advantage of the less 'Victorian' attitudes his female human co-workers took when it came to intercourse and formed a "buddy". However, in your process of making this point TMI!
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Old July 13 2013, 03:32 AM   #101
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Why don't they just spay Vulcans in such situation?
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Old July 13 2013, 03:36 AM   #102
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Why don't they just spay Vulcans in such situation?
Just because you spay one doesn't mean he wouldn't keep humping your leg.
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Old July 13 2013, 03:40 AM   #103
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The only explainable reason for Vorik not having a backup sex buddy is if his already allotted and assigned back up sex buddy, who had sealed into a contract with a handsome handshake, had recently died following the Captains insane orders.

If Janeway had "killed" his sex buddy, then one of two things should have ocurred, that Janeway automatically inheritted the sexbuddies duties as the manslaughteress of the sexbuddy just like the 1st runner up of some/any beauty pageant is praying that Miss Hillbilly Appalachia's porn tape surfaces before her own does... Or that the sexbuddies last will and testiment had passed on those sexduties to some unexpeted putz thinking that they were expecting a nice bottle of wine or an old baseball card collection.
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Old July 13 2013, 03:46 AM   #104
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Why don't they just spay Vulcans in such situation?
Just because you spay one doesn't mean he wouldn't keep humping your leg.
In theory that's what %99 of their life is. Emotional castration.

They would have us believe that Pon Farr isn't all their pent up shit bubbling over, but what every ordinary day of their lives would be like if they hadn't embraced logic.

In which case, in the Episode where Dee was masquerading as a a Tal Shiar officer, how did she avoid the rape gangs cruising up and down the corridors of the Warbird she was trapped on?

"Avoid".

It's only rape if someone says "No".
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