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Old July 10 2013, 05:43 AM   #16
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Laforge: Damn and this is on Beginner
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Old July 10 2013, 06:43 AM   #17
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Captain's Log. The force field around Counselor Troi is working. The reduced oxygen content will keep her from having enough energy to state the obvious.
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Old July 10 2013, 08:43 AM   #18
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Geordi: Yeah, I can see all across the spectrum. X-Ray, Gamma, Infrared, you name it. Heck, I don't have to imagine what you look like nake...oops.


Troi:- I sense they are scared spit-less Captain.


Picard: Palmistry, Doctor? Really?
Worf: Ooh, me next!


Data's personal log: Another spontaneous flash of pleasure earlier today. I hope another away mission to remove colonists from their planet comes along soon.
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Old July 11 2013, 01:56 AM   #19
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tftw!



GEORDI: You know if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd arrange it by frequency of occurrence. Which would put U and I significantly closer together.



PICARD: No Deanna, take a break, I've got this one. I'm sensing anger!



WORF: Captain, I do not think it is a good idea to give hostile super-intelligent nanites complete control over the one member of the crew capable of single-handedly taking over the entire ship.
PICARD: Shut up Worf.



Guy on left: FIRE!
Second to left: WATER!
Second to right: EARTH!
Right: HEART!



Here we see Riker's ancient ancestor on his first date.
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Old July 11 2013, 04:29 AM   #20
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Henshaw: "Geordi, where do you see this heading?"
LaForge: "Is that some kind of a joke."


It was bad enough for Troi being an empath when Picard thought about Dr Crusher, but did he have to pull the faces too!


Scientist: "I'm getting better"
Riker: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment"
Scientist: "I feel fine"
Riker: "You're not fooling anyone, you know"
Scientist: "I think I might go for a walk"
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Old July 11 2013, 04:49 AM   #21
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PICARD: Looks like she's about to pass out. I knew it was a good idea to reprogram the replicator to make her dress a size smaller.
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Old July 11 2013, 04:52 AM   #22
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Thank you for the win, Leadhead!



Geordi: (singing) Do you like Pina Coladas?



Troi: Oh no! Not again! Captain, we must escape!
Riker: What is it?!
Picard: Either Lwaxana or Wesley are back, I'm guessing.



Second Officer's Log: I have installed extensive modifications and now believe I am fully functional and able to perform the maneuver known as a handjob.



Man on Right: You're alive?!
Man on Left: Phaser proof kevlar, I'm tired of dying.



Riker: It's times like this I wish we had a method of transportation in between walk and fly in the space ship.
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Old July 11 2013, 05:10 AM   #23
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!@#$% vegetarians tell me I can't have ribs....
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Old July 11 2013, 05:20 AM   #24
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Dude, I told you. Don't wear red!
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Old July 12 2013, 02:39 AM   #25
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Henshaw: What, am I being interrogated here? Is this some kind of bust?
Geordi: Actually, yes, it's very impressive, but I just wanted to have a picnic here.



"I choose YOU, Pikachu!"
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Old July 12 2013, 02:54 AM   #26
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Geordi: *thinkiing* She's exactly like The Leah Brahms I've read about!

His date: *thinking* I should have asked Riker for an advance payment
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Old July 12 2013, 05:06 PM   #27
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Geordi: I had no idea when we entered the "Best Dressed Person on the Holodeck" contest that the drink would win it.




Captain's Log: Stardate 43654.32: Troi's experiment with late 1980's make up techniques is severely weighing down her face.




Data: The tatoo removal process is most vexing, I now wish I had never had my fellow cadets convince me to have Uhura fan dancing naked inked on my hand.




Man: Yes Mr. Data, we can shoot lasers from our nipples!




Riker: Christ, and Geordi thinks he has a hard time getting laid...
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Old July 12 2013, 05:57 PM   #28
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LaForge: "Just one more thing. Do you mind if I call you 'Leah'?"
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Old July 12 2013, 10:34 PM   #29
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After the rioters had fled, and with much indifference and sulking, Riker returned and hoisted his last decent wood maker upon his shoulder, and made hasty retreat from his failed amusement park, FrakesLand: a place of jolly ineptitude, where fun rides were laughed at, pins and needles tossed at first time visitors, kids recited the Papal lineage, clam chowder served with serrated knives, and toast boiled. When asked for comment as to why the park failed, he remarked, "I'm not sure".
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Old July 13 2013, 04:45 AM   #30
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^I had to google that to see if it was swiped! Jolly hilarious good chap! Python TNG!



LaFroog: And then Marshall Mathers totally ripped off the whole "My name is" thing. Think I saw a penny of that action?

Henshaw: You can't imagine my ennui. Buy me something. Something...fleecey.
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