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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old July 7 2013, 06:12 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!

Hello everyone! Time for a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Scary!" Award, going to:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post

Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
Picard: That's just Wesley.
Next, we have the "Obscure Simpsons Reference" Award, going to:

Candlelight wrote: View Post


"The teachers will crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher."
Next, we have the "Maybe under water..." Award, going to:

Finn wrote: View Post


Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.

Kirk: Dammit
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Argus Skyhawk wrote: View Post


Oh, my... Is that a pimple?



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Kirk: No, you wouldn't.

Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.

Kirk: Not in this reality.
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!







Enjoy!
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Old July 7 2013, 06:14 AM   #2
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La Forge: Sorry, it's either iOs or Windows. Not both.



Captain's Log, EV Suit dance classes are not going well.



McCoy: First, she's too young for you. Second, these walls are NOT soundproof!
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Old July 7 2013, 06:47 AM   #3
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Data: Geordi, what are you doing to my head?

Geordi: Oh nothing...

The next day, Data gets placed on leave because Geordi shaved a Klingon dirty word in his hair.



Okay, Spock, now let's try a triple backflip! NO! A TRIPLE!



Jim, for Pete's sake! That's not going to make Uhura jealous! I don't care what damned reality you're in, you've never had a chance with her!
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Old July 7 2013, 06:58 AM   #4
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McCOY: Seen the new girl? Wowza!
KIRK: ...
McCOY: Vulcan or not, I'd tap that!
KIRK: ...
McCOY: She's right behind the wall, isn't she?


GEORDI: When was the last time you vacuumed out this heat sink? And did you spill coffee in here?!
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Old July 7 2013, 07:25 AM   #5
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B4: This process should not take so long...

La Forge: I only have three scenes in this film... I'm milking them!



Spock: OK, I'd prefer to be watching the endless shots of SPACE on the viewscreen over being in one...



McCoy: You can't use the Ponn Farr excuse Jim.
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Old July 7 2013, 07:47 AM   #6
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Thanks for the win!


LeVar: Can you believe the director of this film thought I was an alien? Has he never heard of the term 'cybernetic implant'?
Brent: At least you haven't been reverted to your Season 1 persona!



McCoy: For God's sake Jim, put your pants back on! Not every young woman on board wants to see your penis!
Saavik: Oh, is that what that is meant to be.
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McCoy: Going down?
Kirk: None of your business.
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Old July 7 2013, 04:34 PM   #8
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McCoy: Jim! What would Captain Bateson say?
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Old July 7 2013, 07:29 PM   #9
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Data: "Not too short in back!"
LaForge (muttering): "Mullet freak."




Uhura: "Here it is, Captain, I finally found it! In the archaic language banks! The phrase was 'ass over teakettle'!"
Kirk: "Thank you, Commander. Captain's Log, supplemental: Mr. Spock is flying ass over teakettle..."
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Old July 8 2013, 07:26 AM   #10
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Data: Geordi, stealing cable is illegal.
Geordi: So is taking sexual advantage of a crewmember suffering an alien virus.
Data: Tasha invited me in -
Geordi: She called you a solar-powered douchebag.
Data: Before or after?
Geordi: All. The. Time.




Spock: Arming rear phaser banks...<farts> Phasers firing. Oops. Torpedo away.



Bones: Remember that shaft we flew up in using Spock's rocket boots?
Kirk: Yeah, why?
Bones: Did you ever find it again?
Kirk: Bones, I'm macking here.
Bones: Sorry, I forgot you like to pretend to be interested in what they have to say.
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Old July 8 2013, 07:47 AM   #11
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McCoy: "You two have been in there a long time."
Kirk: "Just talking, Bones."
McCoy: "Yeah, that's what I figured. Sucks getting old, doesn't it?"
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Old July 8 2013, 10:04 AM   #12
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"On deck 6 you dine in helllll!!!"



"Don't you recognise a drunken engineer when you see one??"
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B4: "Would this be the right time for a Ghost in the Shell reference?"

Geordi: "No thanks. It's way too early in the morning for that anime bullshit."



Kirk: "Yo! Frank Poole! Move your ass! Some of us have places to be! Damn right of way laws..."



McCoy: "Who's been holding up the damn movie?"
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Old July 8 2013, 02:38 PM   #14
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Geordie: What did you say was wrong, Data?
Data: My eyeliner program seems to be malfuctioning - recently I only appear to have it on one eye



Spock was regretting his decision to take up Synchronised Gymnastics classes with the Enterprise



McCoy: Who the hell is this??
Kirk: She's our new stylist; she decided on the new uniforms
McCoy:.. Well she needs to be taught a few lessons about fashion!!
Kirk: Yes, err, I was just about to... teach her a lesson... ahem
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Old July 8 2013, 10:31 PM   #15
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Bones: Pajamas!
Kirk: Go away Bones, I don't have time for a round of Fashion, Uniform or PJ's right now.
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