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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 5 2013, 05:14 PM   #31
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Data: Worst orgy EVER.




Crusher: So she went into a coma at the start of her shift on the bridge...

Picard: And we didn't notice till it ended 8 hours later. If anything, I felt she was contributing slightly more than usual.




When Patrick Stewart couldn't be arsed to learn his lines, he'd write them on his hand and subtly look at them during the scene.



Frakes: Now Patrick, in this scene I want you to react to the exploding ship on the viewscreen in the same way a badger would if he found a two-humped camel in his burrow. That's two humps mind, not one.

Stewart: Who thought it was a good idea to let you direct?




Picard: Aren't these new uniforms great? To be actually be able to breath, to not have them utterly totally skin tight? Am I right ladies?


Ladies?
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Old July 5 2013, 05:27 PM   #32
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Nuria: "But you haven't explained to me yet why your people were banished to outer space in the first place."




Crusher: "I'm really surprised at the size of her bed. From the rumors going around, I'd have thought she would at least have a queen-size."
Picard: "Don't be tacky."
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Old July 5 2013, 05:33 PM   #33
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CRUSHER (thinking): I wish Jean-Luc would ask me out.

TROI: Just ask him, you simpering cow and stop setting back the women's movement four centuries!.....did I say that out loud?
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Old July 5 2013, 09:00 PM   #34
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Data: Greetings, noble savages, I've come from faraway lands to teach you about the LORD Jesus Christ.
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Old July 6 2013, 01:15 AM   #35
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DATA: Please do not be alarmed. I assure you, I am not a mime.
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Old July 6 2013, 04:33 AM   #36
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Data: You must think for yourselves--you are all individuals!
Crowd: We are all individuals. . .
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Old July 6 2013, 04:35 AM   #37
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Data was completely unprepared to fulfill the required incantation of "The Cheese Stands Alone" at the end of the game.
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Old July 6 2013, 05:09 AM   #38
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It is called moonwalking, and yes, it is beyond human comprehension.
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Old July 6 2013, 05:14 AM   #39
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Data: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to speak to you about something we in the Federation call "Amway."
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Old July 6 2013, 10:11 PM   #40
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"Massive chocolate poisoning?"
"I'm afraid so. It was touch and go in the operating room, but luckily a carob infusion stabilized her."


"This isn't Feronxiljialbia! You've brought me to Ferunxiljialbia! Weren't you paying attention to the mission briefing?"
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Old July 6 2013, 10:39 PM   #41
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CRUSHER: I guess we should contact Starfleet about getting a new Counselor.

PICARD: Do we have to?
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Old July 7 2013, 06:21 AM   #42
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Troi: REG!!!
Picard & Bev: <glance at each other>
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Old July 7 2013, 04:28 PM   #43
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nice
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Old July 8 2013, 03:59 PM   #44
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Data: Oh no!! Star Wars fans!!



Nuria: So who watches the watchers?



Riker: C'mon, Captain, there's only three of us here! Deanna couldn't be that wrong!
Picard: Hmm... Deanna, what exactly did you sense?
Deanna: Great frustration and anger... at me. As if someone would like to cause me pain...
Worf: Grrrr....



Picard: So... what exactly happened?
Crusher: Well she went to the holodeck with Worf and-
Picard: Gotcha
(pause)
Deanna: I feel paaaaiiiiiin
Crusher: I betcha do



Captain's log: Deanna and Beverly have been playing the 'stand as close to someone as you can without touching them' game for three days. I may be forced to lead another away mission...
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Old July 8 2013, 04:23 PM   #45
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Picard: No, I am NOT the god of virility!
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