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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 2 2013, 03:51 PM   #16
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"Captain's Log: I'm off to yet another weekend on Risa with Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi. Personal note: I'm getting really tired of being their beard."
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Old July 2 2013, 09:24 PM   #17
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Picard: FOUR! Damn it, Number One! There were four! Not three! Not five!...
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Old July 2 2013, 09:45 PM   #18
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Riker: Me, Stubbs, and Troi.
Picard: And the nanites left you all alone?
Riker: Yes sir. Apparently they like to watch.
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Old July 2 2013, 10:33 PM   #19
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TFTW!



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CRUSHER: There was nothing I could do; the perm finally gained sentience and killed her.
PICARD: Hair is a curse.





NURIA: You're not a God; you're that facepalming guy off the internet!





RIKER: Two in the pink, one in the...
PICARD (interrupting): I think we've all heard quite enough about your last trip to Risa , Number One!





PICARD (thinking): When the turbolift doors close, it's not going to be the only thing going down.
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Old July 2 2013, 10:49 PM   #20
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Nuria: Captain, thank you for transporting me to safety. I truly had no idea my mate killed Laura Palmer.
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Old July 2 2013, 11:00 PM   #21
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Thanks for the win!



Data: You don't consider yourselves part of the Federation? Then the Prime Directive applies and this is an internal Sheliak matter. We shall allow their colony ship to proceed with your extermination. Goodbye.



Captain's Log: So far our attempts to enhance Counselor Troi's intelligence with a positronic brain have failed.



Nuria: That is your holy sign?
Picard: This is the sign of the Picard thinking you're an idiot.



Picard: How dare you?!
Riker: That's right, yo. Here's a finger for you. You and you.
Troi: No wonder you're still first officer.



Picard: You have the bridge, Number One. I shall be making it so.
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Old July 2 2013, 11:16 PM   #22
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Nuria: "It doesn't look like you would imagine from this high up; I mean I've sometimes wondered what the world would look like if I were a bird, but that wasn't nearly this high, of course; I was in a really high tree one time when I was a child, and everything looked kind of different, but not like this; I heard a song once about a bird flying high in the sky... Do you have a headache, Picard? My ex-husbands both had trouble with headaches, too!"
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Old July 3 2013, 03:34 AM   #23
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I understand, Beverly, but why must I play the role of this... "Prince Charming"?
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Old July 3 2013, 03:43 AM   #24
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BEV: That's what this whole inception's about!? Jean-Luc, you know it's just a moldy clay pot.
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Old July 3 2013, 03:56 AM   #25
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NURIA: Looks like I'm a aboard a spaceship orbiting my homeworld. So, are you using dilithium or a singularity to power this ship? Do you know the Vulcans? My people originally came from their planet.

What? Did you think we were primitives or something?
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Old July 3 2013, 03:59 AM   #26
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Villagers: We have you now, Data. If we keep you surrounded, you cannot destroy our water supply.




Crusher: Betazoids require shiny pillows and blankets to recover properly.

Picard: Uh, you won't be contacting Mrs. Troi about Deanna's condition, now will you?

Crusher: That depends on what you have to offer me, Captain....




Nuria: I thought that from here we could see where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.... Picard?




Riker: I'm telling you, Scotty didn't have two fingers on his left hand. So it looked like this.

Picard: Wrong, Number One.... I doubt history is your strong suit.

Worf: Sensors indicate that we can verify this in Season 6.




Captain's Log, supplemental: I have been avoiding eye contact with Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi in the turbo lift as a mysterious gas emanated from one of them.
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Old July 4 2013, 09:14 PM   #27
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Crusher: Unfortunately, we won't be able to do anything until we get to Starbase 303

Picard: Why not?

Crusher: We are out of unreplicated chocolate ice cream
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Old July 5 2013, 12:40 AM   #28
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CRUSHER: She's staring at me again, isn't she?
PICARD: Yup.
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Old July 5 2013, 06:46 AM   #29
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Captain, I believe I know why the villagers do not respect me. Please beam down your Dixon Hill trenchcoat.




Picard: I thought "Betazoid" meant something else.




Nuria: Too cheap for curtains?




No Number One, we would not like to hear how you brought the flipper lady to completion.




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Old July 5 2013, 07:36 AM   #30
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Troi (thinking): I sense that Dr. Crusher's attention is focused on... Captain Picard.
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