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View Poll Results: Heather Locklear
Thumbs Up 49 67.12%
Thumbs Down 15 20.55%
Thumbs Sideways 9 12.33%
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Old June 24 2013, 01:20 PM   #31
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

Easily circumvented, you just need to include instructions for men to read.

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Old June 24 2013, 08:20 PM   #32
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

What a fricking waste.

The mouth of the bottle should have been a frame to one of her/his nipples, possibly a belly button, or if pain was really not an option the tattoo could have been an amusing genital frame.

Besides, mean can't read when their coozer is at full tilt.
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Old June 26 2013, 05:51 AM   #33
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

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This, and I don't give a damn how old I am. Down.
Used by date? What does that even mean?
When you buy milk, printed on the side is a "used by date", after which it is unsafe to drink.
What a disgusting statement in reference to a woman.
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Old June 26 2013, 06:11 AM   #34
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

Not for a woman, for a starlet in this meat market.

A 52 year old woman shouldn't have to put up with this shit.

Danny Glover was 41 when he he coined the phrase "I'm too old for this shit".

Besides really think about where you are.

This thread is about sharing masturbatory aids.

Shouldn't any woman want to exclude herself from such a rancid circus?
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Old June 26 2013, 06:46 AM   #35
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

My general tendency to scold is not limited by thread topic. I can always expect people to treat others with respect, even if it's slightly more unlikely in a particular environment.
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Old June 26 2013, 07:06 AM   #36
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

So how respectful was it to all men in the universe when I said in the next line that I was past my used by date?

Who is the oldest woman to appear in one of these threads and who is the youngest?

This is Rome.
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Old June 26 2013, 09:59 AM   #37
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

No, it's a thread about the appreciation of beauty.

At least your opinion of men is just as repulsive as your opinion of women. But I think you're on the wrong website.
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Old June 26 2013, 11:05 AM   #38
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

Appreciation?

I could have sworn that this was a competition at one point where the babes of the week were forced to fight each other until one as declared babe of the year after the votes were tallied.

Thumbs up = Yes, she is very beautiful.

Thumb sideways = I don't care.

Thumbs down = So damn ugly.

How exactly is asking the people that do not appreciate the beauty of these woman to stand up and become accounted about how foul and repulsive they find these persons? That's applauding hate, and giving a platform for the unhinged to rally.

Wouldn't it be fair and balanced to put some actually physically ugly women on the slate and see if by some miracle, board posters find them attractive, rather than posting pictures of the most beautiful celebrities on the planet until some insane whack job finds a chink in their limitless perfection and screams boil!

Now you're thinking "how dare He! There's no such thing as an unattractive woman!" First of all Bullshit, and second if there's no such thing as an unattractive woman then what's the dang Thumbs down option in the poll is for? Seriously anyone who has ever voted thumbs down, or even thumbs sideways for any of the babes of the week ever is A delusional and B a fucking liar.

Heather is very beautiful, but she's also going to a lot of effort to cultivate an illusion that she's still in her thirties... Have you seen Sunset Boulevard?

Youth sucks.

Faking youth sucks worse.

Let Heather be an old lady!

I heard Joan Rivers Talking on Louie "I was the oldest actress in Hollywood, I was the damn Queen of Old, if they needed an Old lady, they came to me and they lined up around the block to get me, I was made. Then that bitch Betty White came out of retirement and I was fucked! She's 92! How the fuck am I supposed to compete with 92!? Suddenly I'm a nobody again."

(Look at me digging a hole.)
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Old June 26 2013, 02:57 PM   #39
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

I always think of Debbie Reynolds' quote when someone had the temerity to ask her if she'd had a face lift.
"Well of course I have, darling, I want to work."
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Old June 26 2013, 10:54 PM   #40
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(Look at me digging a hole.)
Yeah, that hole is called a man cave. Welcome to 1950.
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Old June 26 2013, 11:34 PM   #41
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

How appropriate, the year Heather Locklear was born.
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Old June 27 2013, 05:55 AM   #42
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

Heather Locklear just made out with Jane Seymour on Franklin and Bash.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Nothing.
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Old June 27 2013, 07:21 AM   #43
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

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No, it's a thread about the appreciation of beauty.


It's amazing the delusional things people will say to make themselves feel better about looking at a spank bank thread.

What's next?

I'm not masturbating to pictures of people I have zero chance of ever being with. I'm vigorously checking for skin lesions on my genitals while appreciating someone's beauty.
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Old June 27 2013, 07:52 AM   #44
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Re: Heather Locklear: Babe of the Week #26 (June 2013)

Okay well if that's what this is, thumbs down. Way too generically American for me.
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Old June 27 2013, 08:00 AM   #45
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Hint for the next BOTW:

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