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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 22 2013, 06:04 AM   #16
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Oh, my... Is that a pimple?
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Old June 22 2013, 06:38 AM   #17
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LILY: If the Borg can go back in time at will why didn't they do it before they got to Earth?
PICARD: Ssh.



DATA: He likes Sisko better than you.
PICARD: Impossible.



KIRK: I've decided. The blue one on the left.
SPOCK: For all the years I've served with you I had no idea you scouted out your love interests ahead of time.
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Old June 22 2013, 07:00 AM   #18
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``This is not the time, Riker, now put your pants back on!''
``How did he even fit a hot tub in here?''



Mmmm-wah! ``Have a good day at the Space Office, dear.''



``Really, Captain? You packed us nothing but sandwiches?''
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Old June 22 2013, 04:09 PM   #19
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PICARD: Remind me to get Geordi to uninstall Data's "Koothrappali Subroutine" when we get back.

WORF: I am not a woman!
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Old June 22 2013, 04:15 PM   #20
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"No really, Spock. Sulu brought me back this really neat Game from his trip to the planet Risa. You see, all I need to do here is will these disc things to fly themselves into those little hoops..."
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Old June 23 2013, 12:34 AM   #21
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Just a few minutes ago I saw a Klingon with a gorch this big... oh, there he is!
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Old June 23 2013, 12:44 AM   #22
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Kirk: "I can't see anything but a red haze! When the hell is Starfleet going to stop giving equipment supply contracts to the lowest bidder!"
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Old June 23 2013, 06:49 AM   #23
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Kirkles: I see a femme d'un certain ge performing une danse exotique.
Spockles: You mean Uhura shaking her moneymaker for hinterland day laborers.
Kirkles: ...
Spockles: Again.
Kirkles: ...?
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Old June 24 2013, 11:46 AM   #24
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Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
Picard: That's just Wesley.


Data: Take care Captain.
[Kisses Picard on the cheek]


Spock: Jim, quit hogging the binocculars! I want to watch Uhura's fan dance!
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Old June 24 2013, 03:37 PM   #25
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Spock: "As the Klingons would say, it is a good day to spy."
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Old June 25 2013, 02:35 PM   #26
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Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.

Kirk: Dammit
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Old June 25 2013, 04:34 PM   #27
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Kirk: "Dammit, I've got sand in my boot!"
Spock: "Could be worse. Imagine where Commander Uhura has sand right about now."
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Old June 26 2013, 03:50 AM   #28
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KIRK:There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a second, they're Sandpeople all right. I can see one of them now.
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Old June 26 2013, 05:10 AM   #29
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Kirky: The Big Apple!
Spooky:...
Kirky: Viva Las Vegas!
Spooky...
Kirky: Boise!
Spooky: Put the Viewmaster away, Jim. It is time to go to work. Honestly, you would think Starfleet - wait, Boise?
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Old June 29 2013, 09:05 PM   #30
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Thanks for the win!



Picard: Wesley!
Lily: Wheaton!



Picard: A gorch?! You Klingons never do anything small do you?
Data: Counselor Troi said something similar once.



Kirk: Spock, they have a three breasted cat woman! I'm going in!
Spock: Illogical. For so many reasons.
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