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Old June 20 2013, 02:40 AM   #16
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Romulan Commander (whispering): "We have to be very quiet! My parents are asleep in the next room!"
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Old June 20 2013, 03:03 AM   #17
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Charvanek: Why yes, Mr. Spock, I did know you were bifurcated. Which makes what I'm about to tell you, extra special!
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Old June 20 2013, 03:19 AM   #18
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COMMANDER: Can you get me Kirk's phone number?
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Old June 20 2013, 05:35 AM   #19
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TFTTCA Leadhead!



Scotty: Three cheeseburgers.
Uhura: Three cheeseburgers.
Scotty: Three large fries.
Uhura: Three large fries.
Scotty: And a McFish.
Uhura: And a McFish...There's no such thing as a McFish, Commander Scott.
Scotty: Then it's not my way, is it lass?




Romulan: Microsoft support, this is Steve.
Kirk: Bloody hell.




Subcommander Tal: Have you administered the rufilin yet, Doctor? I wish to employ my sexual svengalism now.
McCoy: It should be taking effect any oygnblik <passes out>.




Spock: Your tongue is logical.




Spock: Permission to have this procedure performed on Lieutenant Uhura, Captain?
Kirk: Denied.
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Old June 20 2013, 05:40 AM   #20
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KIRK: It's my Mom. Spock, quick tell her I'm not here.

SPOCK: It's a two way transmission, she can see you.
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Old June 20 2013, 06:24 AM   #21
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COMMANDER: Can you get me Kirk's phone number?

WINNER!!
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Old June 20 2013, 06:31 AM   #22
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COMMANDER: Can you get me Kirk's phone number?

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You know, when I see the Person who runs this board say that, I wonder if that was an order...
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Old June 20 2013, 06:48 AM   #23
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Oh hell no.

It just made me laugh out loud.
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Old June 20 2013, 11:38 AM   #24
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TFTTCA Leadhead!



Scotty: Three cheeseburgers.
Uhura: Three cheeseburgers.
Scotty: Three large fries.
Uhura: Three large fries.
Scotty: And a McFish.
Uhura: And a McFish...There's no such thing as a McFish, Commander Scott.
Scotty: Then it's not my way, is it lass?
Ha! You beat me to it
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Old June 20 2013, 04:01 PM   #25
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Romulan Commander: "That's right, Doctor, I want to see his full medical record, especially any history of contact with any sexually-transmitted diseases. You can't be too careful... Oh, crap! He's right behind me, isn't he!"
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Old June 21 2013, 12:58 AM   #26
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Spock: "You can see for yourself, go ahead."
Commander: *sniff, sniff* "So the rumors were true. Vulcan earwax does smell like lavender!"
Spock: "Can you guess what other part of my body smells like cloves?"
Commander: "I have an idea...." *zzzzzzzzip*




Kirk: "That can't... that can't be ME."
Spock: "It's a signal from the future, captain."
Kirk: "So I end up as an overweight lunatic?"
Spock: "At least you'll be popular, especially on TV commercials."
Kirk: "What's that I'm saying? I changed my name to Denny?"
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Old June 21 2013, 01:47 AM   #27
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Romulan Commander: "I have a confession to make. I'm not really Romulan."
Spock: "Vulcan?"
Romulan Commander: "Mintakan."
Spock: "Oh dear! My parents will never accept that!"
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Old June 21 2013, 02:02 AM   #28
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Spock: "While we were caught in the time warp, we inadvertently captured numerous streams of data, some from the past and some from the future. The imaging lab discovered this image in the data."
Kirk: "That's me?"
Spock: "It would seem so, approximately 82 years old."
Kirk: "Looks like I hold up pretty well. And get a load of that toupee!"
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Old June 22 2013, 04:19 AM   #29
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Spock: "Fascinating, Romulan Females have developed a forked tongue."
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Old June 22 2013, 04:40 AM   #30
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