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Old May 14 2013, 09:23 AM   #16
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So YOU'RE Leola!
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Old May 17 2013, 08:29 AM   #17
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Paris: Dibbs on the mouth!
Chakotay: Damnit....
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Old May 19 2013, 01:57 AM   #18
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Janeway: Whaddya mean you replaced all of my ...
...coffee with Guinness beer? I don't care if it's the same color.

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Old May 31 2013, 05:47 AM   #19
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I explained the rules to him. Every time Picard tugs on his uniform, you take a drink.
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Old May 31 2013, 11:45 PM   #20
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"DUCK SEASON!"
"WABBIT SEASON!"



"Mmm, smells like dinner's ready."



"It would seem Janeway's Consistancyometer has gone awol again."
"Damn, right before the season finale too."



Paris couldn't decide whether to stop and seek medical help, find Neelix and thump the shit out of him for his stew causing this or simply try and get to third base before B'Elanna noticed.



"What the hell is in this room Tuvok?"
"It's the fans. Best steer clear of it."
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"Natural light in a basement comes at a premium, captain."
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Old June 10 2013, 03:01 AM   #21
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Janeway: It's the cops! Tuvok, quick, dump your stash!
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Old June 14 2013, 09:09 PM   #22
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Due to exams and insane amounts of revision, I haven't been able to keep up with these caption contests. The exams are over now and a new contest will be up this Monday!
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Old June 18 2013, 09:52 AM   #23
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Janeway: "Oh, sure, act dead. Like that's going to save you!"

Tuvok(OS): I'm sorry, Captain, but he really is dead."

Janeway: "Damn. And I was just getting into this whole sticking-the-knife-in, stabby-wabby sort of thing!"
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Old June 19 2013, 04:45 AM   #24
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And this would be the position I would be in if you were a couch and I was watching T.V.
Janeway told the ambassador whose species derived pleasure from being used as furniture.



Neelix fainted after the doctor told him where that glowing contianter had to go if he wanted to be cured



Tom felt lucky that he bought the erotic adventures of Captain Boday before he left DS9.


As Neelix finished his Strip tease in another attempt to boost crew moral this was the only expression Janeway and Tuvok could muster during the performance.
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Old June 19 2013, 07:01 AM   #25
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Torres: "I wish guys would at least try to flirt with me. I'm still hot, right? I know I'm married, but geez, it's like I've got a sign over my head so they know not to even bother trying."
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Old June 19 2013, 10:24 AM   #26
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A new caption contest is up!
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Old June 24 2013, 07:06 AM   #27
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``Oh, oh, darling, you're so wonderful ... oh, if the Captain ever suspected.''
``The Captain? ... I am the Captain!''
``You ... oh good grief, Makeout Point Deck needs better lighting!''


``Well, Lieutenant Van Pelt told him she'd hold the ball, and he should come running up and kick it, and then ... ''


``No longer available? I was only halfway through season five of us on Netflix!''
``I am attempting to access the databases of Hulu.''


``Dear, am I that transparent?''



``Oh, great, the Space Cops got us going Warp 12. Tuvok, get in the driver's seat, I can't take any more points on my license or I'll lose my insurance!''
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Old July 5 2013, 05:15 AM   #28
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ALIEN: *sigh* Captain, if you intend on choking me, could you at least try to reach my neck?


CHAKOTAY: You know, Neelix’s narcolepsy is really getting out of hand…
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