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Old June 18 2013, 06:04 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?

Hello everyone! I look forward to the day that I finally get my caption contests back to a weekend start, will this weekend be it? I dunno. We'll have to play this one out...




First up to the plate, we have the "Well, it's progress, isn't it?" Award, going to:

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Geordi: Second base! Woo-hoo!
Tasha: um, Geor....ur, never mind...
Geordi: Woo!
Next, we have the "Special Skills" Award, going to:

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Riker: "Guinan, you always have the most beautiful anvil styled hats on."
Guinan: "Commander, I've never seen anybody pull off a stiff back craned neck walk as authoritatively as you."
Wesley: "Um, I think I'll see you guys later." *leaves*
Next, we have the "System Failure" Award, going to:

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DATA: Data to Bridge. The holodeck appears to be malfunctioning. I asked for a great comedian and it gave me Joe Piscopo.
Next, we have the "Worthy Adversary" Award, going to:

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Data: "It is in the corner, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Indeed. This spider is a shrewd tactician, and will be a worthy foe."
Next, we have the "Whodunnit?" Award, going to:

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Picard: Well, if wasn't you and it wasn't me... then who was it?

[Picard and Riker turn and look at Worf]

Worf: If I did it you'd all be unconscious right now.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Picard: Capital idea, taking a page out of Mister Worf's book, Number One.
Riker: Cultural identity is the rule, sir.



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Captain's Log Supplimental: My security chief is a snarling brute who can't win a fight, my counselor can't do anything useful beyond state the obvious, my helmsman is blind, my first officer is an annoying boob and I can't go a week without my engineer doing something stupid to make me fire them. I truly am on the voyage of the damned.



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Picard: Will... Did Tasha do something different with her hair today?
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Lets start a new contest!












Enjoy!
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Old June 18 2013, 06:08 AM   #2
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La Forge: And this is the ship we'll all get transferred to if we fail this mission.



Troi: I feel you have murderous intent-



Picard: Well, one of you is gonna have to change clothes.



La Forge: The Tricorder 4S, Captain. It's all set up, but Starfleet really should've kept using the Google Starcharts.




Worf: These allergies are WITHOUT honor!
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Old June 18 2013, 06:22 AM   #3
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Vash: "Please, Jean Luc. They don't allow pets in the hotel rooms on Risa."
Q: "It's only for a week."
Picard: "No! I will not babysit a chimpanzee!"




Picard: "Quite an extensive collection you have here, Geordi."
LaForge: "Tell me the truth, Captain. Do you think it's pathetic that I collect candid 'wardrobe malfunction' pics?"
Picard: "No. It's the fact that they were all taken in the holodeck that's pathetic."
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Old June 18 2013, 06:31 AM   #4
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Troi: (thinking) They're not feeling any firmer
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Old June 18 2013, 07:02 AM   #5
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Laffy: I don't know what it is either, Captain, but it was vibrating when I scanned Troi's suitcase.




Whale probe: Decker had an Ilia probe, Riker gets a Dolphin probe.
Deans: Eee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeee!




Picky: Well the good news is the Doctor has vaccinated us all for the expedition.
Qbert: And the bad news?
Picky: The local escorts require currency.




Sir-Lafs-a-Lot: Here you go, Captain. VISOR scans of Tasha, Troi and Beverly.

Dirty Jeans: What? No Ogawa?

Sir-Lafs-a-Lot: Ogawa said no.




Science crew <suffocating>: HOLY...MOTHER OF...SHA-KA-REE!
Worfy: It is a good day to die!
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Old June 18 2013, 07:39 AM   #6
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GEORDI: As you can see Captain, every ship design from the last ten years is ugly, terrible, and not even that practical.
PICARD: You mean, except the Enterprise.
GEORDI: Throw a rock at either nacelle and the ship explodes.
PICARD: Good point.



TROI: Not again! Why does every energy creature go inside ME?!



VASH: I'm only going with you to make Jean Luc jealous.
Q: That's okay. I'm going with you for the same reason.



PICARD: Hmm...very interesting scans of the spatial anomaly...phase...neutrino...
GEORDI: You're holding the tricorder upside down.
PICARD: Right.



WORF: Sure, blame the klingon!
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Old June 18 2013, 10:09 AM   #7
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Every Trekkie's dream...
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Old June 18 2013, 10:11 AM   #8
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Worf: "Who put superglue on the console?!?"
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Old June 18 2013, 10:13 AM   #9
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VASH: I'm only going with you to make Jean Luc jealous.
Q: That's okay. I'm going with you for the same reason.
Picard: "You are NOT pressuring me into a threesome!"
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Old June 18 2013, 01:16 PM   #10
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Captain's Log: We're answering the distress call from yet another crappy Oberth class science ship. I don't even know why Starfleet sends these things out. Something always goes wrong, we have to save their asses and then do the mission they were supposed to be doing anyways.



Betazoid heartburn exhibited some unusual symptoms when compared to humanity's version.



Picard: You and Vash? Well it seems only appropriate she's wearing the pants.
Q: Big talk from a man in a dress.



Picard: You designed an OS that's not Windows or Apple? 300 years too late Mr. LaForge.



Picard: We will not fire on the alien vessel attacking us... hail them aga--
Worf: (Sneezes loudly)
Riker: Problem Mr. Worf?
Worf: I'm allergic to pansies, sir.
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Old June 18 2013, 04:54 PM   #11
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TFTW, Leadhead.




Geordi never let an opportunity pass to show off his mysterious ability to draw solid lines with his finger on any surface. Now if only he could do circles...




Another curious anomaly with Betazed physiology: Stunning them with a phaser brings on an instant orgasm.




Q: "Picard, since I can't procreate with humans, I'd like you to be the surrogate father to my son. I need you to have sex with Vash."
Vash: "C'mon Jean-Luc, just one time in the sack for old time's sake"
Picard: "I'm not buying this for one minute. And for old time's sake? My embarrassing STD treatment with the ship's doctor wasn't something I'd like to repeat."
Q: "Ah, haaaaaaaa!"
Vash: "Oh, damned. Well thanks, Jean-Luc. I just lost my leverage."




LaForge: "Uh... sir, I can explain."
Picard: "I think you'd better. This looks like Japanese anime to me, not the data I requested for this morning's briefing."




Worf: "What... what is that SMELL!"
Crewman (behind): "Oh damned... I think I should have passed on the triple bean burritos for lunch."
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Old June 18 2013, 05:03 PM   #12
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LaForge: "There's no question, Captain. The captain's cabin in the Oberth-class definitely has more closet space than in the Galaxy-class."
Picard: "Bastards!"




Vash: "Cheer up, Jean Luc, there's no shame in losing your girl to an omnipotent being. I think Q won my heart that first time he and I made love on the soft grasses of the African savannah...and not a single mosquito bite!"
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Picard: "Odd... something is wrong with this tricorder. It keeps going on and off."
Geordi: *click* *click* *click* *click*
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Old June 18 2013, 07:16 PM   #14
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Captain's Log: It will be necessary while at the next starbase to have Mr. Laforge's visor readjusted.
For the time being, I don't have the heart to tell him his depth perception is off, & he's not really pressing any buttons



Betazoid menstruation is a bitch



Picard: Q... I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing your knees... again



Picard: And why again are the birds so angry?



Picard: Worf! No more Gagh! If you damage the environmental control systems again I'm transferring you to engineering

Laforge: (Over Comm) Not unless you want my resignation
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Q: "Go ahead, Jean Luc. Try it on. Hell, no one is more 'pithy' than you."
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