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Old June 10 2013, 08:23 AM   #46
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LaFFy: Commander, did you hear how Wesley's Kobayashi Maru test landed him in the brig?
Rikes: No! What happened?
LaFFy: He beamed some Exocomps to rescue a contingent of Antedeans who were really Q in disguise whose ship was adrift on the Romulan Border being guarded by a renegade Caitian marauder.
Rikes: So what did they charge him with?
LaFFy: Transporting miners across the space lion for immortal porpoises.
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Old June 10 2013, 08:32 AM   #47
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LaFFy: Commander! Did you hear about the Silicon Avatar and Descent?
Rikes: Sure, Troi's boob job.
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Old June 10 2013, 08:58 AM   #48
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LaFFy: Commander! Are we orbiting another crappy planet?
Rikes: You know what people say. Any port in a storm.
LaFFy: Yeah, people who've never been to Madam Xlorp's Planetside Vulcan Palace and Beard Waxing Emporium.
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Deanna: "Will, are you going to keep craning your neck like that, any time you're trying to look like you're serious?"
Will: "You got it, Deanna. And I think I'll throw in a stiff back along with that too. Maybe even stop swinging my arms. Yeah, that'll complete the look I'm going for."
Data: (OS) *mutters*...and stuffing his stinky crotch into my face...
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Old June 11 2013, 04:42 AM   #50
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Troi (thinking): Why do I feel like I've got a Labrador beside me?
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GEORDI: You gotta help me Riker! I've got dates with two girls on the same night!

FRAKES (thinking): We've gotta stop using sitcom plots as B stories.
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Old June 12 2013, 06:09 AM   #52
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