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Old June 6 2013, 03:06 AM   #151
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Re: Why Janeway is the Worst Star Trek Captain!

No one will EVER eat your berries again.
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Old June 6 2013, 03:23 AM   #152
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Gargamel is an idiot.

Movie Gargamel.

He makes magic with ground up Smurfs.

UNless he routinely catches a couple Smurfs to ground up, and if he was a serial killer of Smurfs, the village would destroy the dirty hermit while he's sleeping, which means that he's buying ground up Smurfs from "the shop" (Yes, the CIA. Shut up.) harvested from other villages, or he's filtrating Smurf biowaste from the watertable if he wasn't out right found a couple abandoned mass latrines. But if you can make make magic out of Smurf poo, then magic comes from what Smurfs eat and not something unique to their anatomy.

Ground down smurfberries will give you probably more magic than a ground down Smurf.

Unless, a Smurf is a biological processing factory that turns smurf berries into Magic fuel.

Obviously if the Smurfs were to change their diet, their ground up limbs could no longer underpin magic and spells.

They should eat Gargamel.

Ozrael probably tastes better.

But the hunter becomes the hunted.

Can you imagine if they don't kill Gargamel at first, and just cut chunks off him to last the village weeks as Greedy Smurf explains the dishes that he's going to make out of the old wizard with extreme clarity and detail.

Of course if Gargamel had been eating Smurfs and then Smurfs started eating Gargamel, wouldn't that be one degree of cannibalism?
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Old June 6 2013, 03:32 AM   #153
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I know people hesitate to eat a predator that has killed and eaten a person. You shoot it but you don't eat it.
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Old June 6 2013, 03:35 AM   #154
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I know people hesitate to eat a predator that has killed and eaten a person. You shoot it but you don't eat it.
What of fruit from trees that happen to be in a cemetery?
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Old June 6 2013, 03:52 AM   #155
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That sounds familiar.

In a movie.

Something about Tomatoes.
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Old June 6 2013, 03:54 AM   #156
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I hated that movie. It was one of those movies that if you are a woman your women friends are always trying to watch with you.
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Old June 6 2013, 04:08 AM   #157
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'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' is a popular film with the ladies? I feel better about things.
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I could be thinking about Secret Window, but that was with Corn, but I am most definitely not talking about Fried Green Tomatoes, if that's what you're hinting at.

I think Shallow Grave?

Were they making tomato sauce out of tomatoes growing from multiple graves in their backyard
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Old June 6 2013, 04:14 AM   #159
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'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' is a popular film with the ladies? I feel better about things.
I love the fourth one. The Tomatoes eat France. The actor that played the doofus nighbour Skippy on Family Ties is the male lead, where he's playing a version of himself, and he has this scathing monologue in the beginning about what a jerk Michael J Fox has become since he became a movie star, then this pretty French Girl runs up to him for no reason and he's saying that it is he (Skippy) who is Michael J Fox famous American movie Star.

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Old June 6 2013, 04:26 AM   #160
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Fried Green Tomatoes involves cannibalism in the end which is why I thought you were talking about it.
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Old June 6 2013, 04:42 AM   #161
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Seen the beginning a couple times.

Never got to the end.

Or maybe this is what I was thinking of?

I am so old.
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Old June 6 2013, 04:47 AM   #162
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Don't go to the end, the movie is awful and not in a good way.
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Old June 6 2013, 04:57 AM   #163
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Do you really think my penis would let me watch that movie?
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Old June 6 2013, 05:00 AM   #164
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It seems like it successfully stopped you on a couple of occasions. It must be very powerful.
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Old June 6 2013, 05:18 AM   #165
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I was young (12?) and these movies start late and they add an hour of advertising just to make sure that you do fall asleep and have to watch it again.

because I don't have to deal with advertising any more, like ordinary people, I don't think that I am strictly human any more.
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