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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old June 5 2013, 05:36 AM   #16
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MARINA SIRTIS: What do you mean the women on this show wear too much clothing?
GENE RODDENBERRY (Offscreen): In the future women have evolved beyond the need for modesty.
JONATHAN FRAKES: Troi is based on your fantasies isn't she?




WORF: Get back here!
GEORDI: I promise I won't tell anyone you cut your blood wine with prune juice!
WORF: It's called a Purple Klingon and it's NOT A GIRL DRINK!




Worf likes playing the priest in Machete holoprograms.





SPHERE: I am the XBox Fifty. You talked about a copyrighted game with the other bridge crew, and now you must pay the price.
PICARD: How did you know?!
SPHERE: I am always watching.




GEORDI: You didn't tell me she had five breasts!
RIKER: Be a little more open minded.
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Old June 5 2013, 08:30 AM   #17
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Riker: Well I haven't seen you around here before. Come here often?
Wesleyna: Who, lil ol' meee?




Geordi: Have we been running in circles?
Worf: You're right! Let's go back the other way!




Worf: Whoo-hooo!<Michael kick crotch grab>





Geordi: Commander! I was molestered on the holodeck!
Riker: ...
Geordi: I asked the computer to program an escort that could out-feel Troi.
Riker: Moriarty again?
Geordi: I could barely get through the whole lapdance.
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Old June 5 2013, 11:52 AM   #18
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Captain's log confidential, Stardate 45345.6. This new daily quarters inspection kick of Starfleet is a real pain in the arse.
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Old June 5 2013, 12:38 PM   #19
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Riker and Troi (to selves in unison as they peek through sickbay doorway): "Not everyone keeps their genitals in just one place!"





Worf (to Wesley): "Gene Kelly, Gene Schmelly. The chicks better go for this get-up, or I shall be forced to kill you where you stand."





Picard: "OK, if you promise to leave me alone I'll say it." <brief pause> "There's no place like home. There's no place like home..."
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Old June 5 2013, 04:25 PM   #20
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Leadhead: I love you.




Troi: Having Dr. Marcus strip to her underwear like that on the flimsiest of pretexts is a true debasement of the values of all Star Trek!


Riker: It sure is.




Geordi: Wait... why are we responding to the call for security again?





Master of magic, mayhem and illusion... enemies crumble in fear and confusion.... MANDRAKE!



Picard: Yes, OK... we are a bit crap. But we will get better!




Geordi: ...and then you should grab his arm and pull it off.

Riker: Why are you trying to help me get your best friend get disassembled?

Geordi: I can already see where this show is going in terms of which characters get the most screentime.
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Old June 5 2013, 04:28 PM   #21
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Or...:



Even the people who had been campaigning hard for the 12th Doctor to be anything other than a white British guy were mildly perplexed by the casting of a Klingon.
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Old June 5 2013, 05:23 PM   #22
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Worf: Bah! These dance moves are without honor.

Geordi: Worf, Dr. Crusher hired us for the ship's musical and we are going to like it! Now let's rehearse again. It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right....
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Old June 5 2013, 05:33 PM   #23
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Dorn: "Dammit! I hate running scenes! It's almost impossible to keep this sash in place!"
Burton: "Argh! This bouncing VISOR is cutting my nose!"
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Old June 6 2013, 02:54 AM   #24
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In the Klingon Empire proctology was a formal affair.



GEORDI: Why are we running?

WORF: That Doctor fellow said to.
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Old June 6 2013, 03:56 AM   #25
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Roddenberry: (OS) Guys, don't forget this scene is supposed to be on deck 11. That means two miles of running in a circle...

Burton: *mutters* I gotta spend less time reading to those kids and starting working out
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Old June 6 2013, 05:07 AM   #26
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It hadn't been a particularly good day for Picard or Riker, and... it was just about to get worse.
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Old June 6 2013, 08:25 AM   #27
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Geordi: Commander! I'm taking a shuttle to Risa and I need your horga'hn!
Riker: Well Deanna has a right to shore leave, too.
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Old June 6 2013, 08:04 PM   #29
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^ LOL! I never heard of "Strax" before, as I'm a "lapsed" Dr. Who fan (haven't seen the latest incarnation of the doctor). Whoever he is, certainly matches up with Worf with uncanny similarity.

Btw, nice shot of the cargo turbolift.
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Old June 6 2013, 08:49 PM   #30
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Geordi (OS): "Ah, I kneeeeeeeeeew it!!"
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