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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old June 1 2013, 10:18 PM   #31
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CRUSHER: I'm detecting two life signs, both Tholian. I'm detecting elevated levels of... uhh... oh.
PICARD: We should probably give these two their privacy.



DATA: Mr Worf, your balls please.



GEORDI: Wait, wait. You...and Data? But, you and Troi!
RIKER: Troi was just a beard.



BEVERLY: But Data...Geordi is dead!
DATA: With these cybernetic implants and artificial intelligence program I created he'll be just like new.




GEORDI: I knew you were bluffing. I looked through your cards. I pretended I believed you because you act all mopey when you lose.
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Old June 2 2013, 05:01 AM   #32
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Thanks for the win!



Beverly: Apparently this reaction is not uncommon when large quantities of Taco Bell are consumed.



Data: The chain of command is quite clear, now that Captain Picard and Commander Riker are dead, as third officer, I am to assume command of the starship.

Worf: But Starfleet regulations clearly state that in the event of loss of the ship's commanding officer, the position of Captain should go to whoever has the balls to just claim command of the ship. It's the "Kirk-addendum" to the Chain of Command.



Riker: Okay, so let me bring to order this month's meeting of the Enterprise Film Club. Today we'll be discussing Star Trek Into Darkness, namely is it a rip-off or an homage? Thoughts, gentlemen?

Geordi: Clearly an homage.

Worf: Agreed.

Data: I disagree. The film is a complete rip-off, down to the re-use of dialogue from previous Trek movies.

Geordi: Here we go again!



After this failed attempt, Geordi would forever be known as Tron-Guy around the ship.




Geordi: I'm telling you, the Fifty Shades of Grey books are practically literary porn, but you don't have to take my word for it...
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Old June 2 2013, 05:51 AM   #33
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Geordi: I'm telling you, the Fifty Shades of Grey books are practically literary porn, but you don't have to take my word for it...
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Old June 2 2013, 07:01 AM   #34
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Old June 2 2013, 07:21 AM   #35
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Picard: "Beverly, do you get the feeling that something is watching us, from behind?"
Crusher: "I don't detect anything on my tricorder."
Picard: "I'm picturing this huge olive green head, with a black pig nose, Klingon-like ridges, and a sinister smile."
Crusher: "Well, maybe if you stop thinking about it it'll just go away. On second thought, maybe *I* should just go away."
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Old June 3 2013, 04:45 AM   #36
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Data: Ah, Lieutenant. Did you manage to force open the inoperative door to the turbolift?
Worf: ...
Data: Stand aside. I'll take care of it.
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Old June 3 2013, 06:35 AM   #37
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Worf: "I feel I am better suited as acting captain, given my impressive stature. Wait, what are you doing Data?"
Data: "Leveling the playing field, Mr. Worf."
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Old June 3 2013, 06:55 AM   #38
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Data: The chain of command is quite clear, now that Captain Picard and Commander Riker are dead, as third officer, I am to assume command of the starship.

Worf: But Starfleet regulations clearly state that in the event of loss of the ship's commanding officer, the position of Captain should go to whoever has the balls to just claim command of the ship. It's the "Kirk-addendum" to the Chain of Command.
Data: I understand your concern, Lieutenant. I assure you, my balls are fully functional, however. Shall I arrange a demonstration?
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Old June 3 2013, 12:24 PM   #39
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Riker: So you're telling me this sector is only now receiving the broadcast of Luke and Laura's wedding?
Geordi: That's right, Commander.
Riker: And Mister Belvedere?
Data: No, sir. Sorry sir.
Riker: DAMN YOU PROGENITORS!!!
Riker (to self): "And something about that Laura is so familiar. Where have I seen her before?"
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Old June 3 2013, 06:25 PM   #40
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Crusher: "Captain, this is odd... I'm detecting unusually high concentrations of mono-sodium glutamate."
Picard: "Well that confirms it, we've definitely found the secret underground Chinese fire breathing parade--isn't this grand?"
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Old June 3 2013, 08:29 PM   #41
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Riker: So you're telling me this sector is only now receiving the broadcast of Luke and Laura's wedding?
Geordi: That's right, Commander.
Riker: And Mister Belvedere?
Data: No, sir. Sorry sir.
Riker: DAMN YOU PROGENITORS!!!
Riker (to self): "And something about that Laura is so familiar. Where have I seen her before?"


I didn't even realize there was a connection until your post, Isis. Then I went and found this.

What's next, Kevin Bacon?
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Old June 4 2013, 06:08 AM   #42
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New Contest has begun!
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Old June 4 2013, 11:57 AM   #43
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Riker: So you're telling me this sector is only now receiving the broadcast of Luke and Laura's wedding?
Geordi: That's right, Commander.
Riker: And Mister Belvedere?
Data: No, sir. Sorry sir.
Riker: DAMN YOU PROGENITORS!!!
Riker (to self): "And something about that Laura is so familiar. Where have I seen her before?"


I didn't even realize there was a connection until your post, Isis. Then I went and found this.

What's next, Kevin Bacon?
Triskelion, I was wondering whether you were aware of the connection when you posted your caption, so you've answered that question. Now, I checked your link, and I don't think it gives the complete connection between Frakes and "Laura"--check them out in IMDB.
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Old June 4 2013, 12:06 PM   #44
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