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Old June 4 2013, 04:03 AM   #16
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Old June 4 2013, 04:35 AM   #17
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Thanks for the win!

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KIRK: Ayyyyyy!
BONES: Up your nose with a rubber hose.
KIRK: Wrong show, Bones.
▲ Dam it I was thinking both those, lol, good luck



KIRK: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the (Beep) do you think you're talking to?"

BONES: (thinking) Oh shit he thinks hes De Niro again.
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Old June 4 2013, 04:38 AM   #18
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MCCOY: I'm a surgeon. I didn't go to medical school to trim nose hair.
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Old June 4 2013, 06:56 AM   #19
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Bela: "Hey! That's the canon!"
Kirk: "Of course this is canon. We're on screen right now..."
Bela: "No, the canon! That's it right there."
Kirk: "This is it? You mean everything we've ever done or will ever on screen is right here in this book?"
Bela: "Yeah, and you can never contradict it! Not ever! The fans would go crazy!"





"Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I. AM NOT. SPOCK."





KIRK: "I got an idea. I'll go over and mention to those guys that my wife is a Bajoran Seamstress on Deneva, and while they're going crazy, you two grab your communicators and...
SPOCK: "Inadvisable, Captain. Those fans are well armed, and such a gross canon violation would only enrage them further."





Chekov? Chekov's got a good heart, but he's weak and stupid and this is life and death.






Bones, do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me.
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Old June 4 2013, 06:51 PM   #20
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This? No, we came up with this book on our own. The Horizon gave 'The Garfield Compendium'. You know, cartoon cat, loves lasagna and hates Mondays... Our society was actually really lame for a while.
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Old June 4 2013, 06:57 PM   #21
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Kirk: "This is the book the Horizon left here? That's odd...because Earth ships back then usually didn't have room to carry actual printed books. They normally relied on computer tapes."
Oxmyx: "You got no sense of style, Kirk!"
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Old June 4 2013, 08:04 PM   #22
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Bela: "Hey, be careful opening that book."
Kirk: "No problem, I realize it's something you consider sacred. I'll be careful."
Bela: "No, what I mean is that bookmark can easily fall out and God forbid if I'd have to start all over again!"
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Old June 5 2013, 02:04 AM   #23
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OKMYX: Maybe you Feds can answer a question that's been bugging us for Centuries.

KIRK: Sure.

OKMYX: Who the hell is "Mayweather"?
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Old June 5 2013, 02:12 AM   #24
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Kirk: "Who is this JJ Abrams?"

Bela: "Hey, now you're treading into Sacred ground."
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Old June 7 2013, 03:44 AM   #25
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SPOCK: Screw the IDIC! This here is some serious BA-LING! I just need to find me a decent chain so that I can hang this fine piece of ass-whooping 'round my neck!

McCoy: It's a microphone, Spock.

SPOCK: *ahem*
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Old June 7 2013, 03:52 AM   #26
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KIRK: So, what is this book?

OXMYX: This book, Kirk? This my scrapbook where I keep all those naked pictures of your mom. Now stop wasting my time!
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Old June 8 2013, 01:38 AM   #27
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Bela: "What the... oh, for crying out loud."
Kirk: "What?"
Bela: "I mean, what kinda fella goes around pulling out other people's bookmarks? HUH?"
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Old June 8 2013, 01:42 AM   #28
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BELA: Gimme a break, Kirk. It was this or "Twilight"!
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Old June 8 2013, 02:25 AM   #29
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William Shatner: Another technical manual? I thought I told you, "Get a life!"

Anthony Caruso: I did! But this isn't my life. William Shatner, this is your life!

*applause*

*and laughter*
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Oxmyx: I keep tellin' ya's, this ain't no Italian restaurant! We only got lo mein an' egg rolls an' shit!

Bones: About this number fourteen, instead of tofu -

Oxmyx: No Substitutions! Get da fug outta heah!




Kirk: Spock, you soften 'em up with some DeNiro, then Bones, you psych 'em out with some Brando.

Spock: And you, Captain?

Kirk: And I then go all Joe Pesci up in here.





Spock: Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away...

Bones: A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh....




Whaddya mean, there's no secretary, no yeoman, no nothin'?? And you call this business?




Come on, Bones, just one round of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots before the shift starts.
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