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Old May 19 2013, 08:54 PM   #46
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K'Ehleyr: "I just came from my quarters. My black lace panties are missing. Fork 'em over!"
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Old May 19 2013, 11:15 PM   #47
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K: Let's go to Ten Forward now, Worf. I'm ready.
W: Computer increase K'Ehleyr's camel toe gradient by fifteen percent.
Blooop beep booop! Acknowledged.
W: Now you're ready.
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Old May 20 2013, 01:53 PM   #48
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LeadHead will return in one week! That's right, in one week, life will return to normal and contests will start (somewhat) on time again!
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Old May 24 2013, 02:26 PM   #49
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The TNG-Alice in Wonderland crossover was not well received, especially the part where Mr. Homm guzzled down the "Drink Me" potion.





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Picard: "But what sort of engineer are you, Mistah LaForge? The best you can do is have Gomez standing here with a mug to catch the leak?"

LaForge: "The issue is not what sort of engineer I am, it's that we need a plumber. You'll just have to be patient while I check Angie's List."
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Old May 25 2013, 11:19 PM   #51
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Picard: If you two would stop sleepwalking, you could watch where you're going.
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Old May 26 2013, 12:15 AM   #52
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DIRECTOR: Cut!!!!! Damn it, Burton. Stop posting your lines all over the set. Try memorizing them!
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Old May 26 2013, 07:59 AM   #53
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Gomez: "I can't explain it, Captain. All I did was give the tribble some water, and then it just... exploded."
Picard: "Really? That's so odd. Isn't that odd Mister LaForge?"
LaForge: "This is why I hate pledge week."




Picard: "So when she fed it some water, the whole thing exploded in her hand!"
Riker: "Dude."
Picard: "I know, right?"




Deanna: "So then she fed it some water, and the whole thing exploded all over the engine room!"
Tasha: "Hah! This is why I love pledge week!"
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Old May 28 2013, 05:04 AM   #54
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Old July 19 2013, 11:59 AM   #55
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Hello everyone! Thanks for bearing with me with my extremely unreasonable schedule recently. The good news is that things will start improving soon, the bad news is that there might be a couple of rough weeks before it does.




First up to the plate, we have the "Get me outta here" Award, going to:

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Picard: Her.
Riker: Acknowledged, sir. Ensign Ro, you'll join me, Data and Worf on the hostile planet.
Ro: Can I resign now, sir?
Next, we have the "Alpha Beta" Award, going to:

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Riker: What have you found?

Geordi: Nothing yet. But these led lights keep blinking out of sequence.

Riker: Well, get them to blink IN sequence!

Next, we have the "Here comes the Starship Gossip" Award, going to:




Next, we have the "Swamp Forcefields" Award, going to:




Next, we have the "In the year 2369..." Award, going to:




Our Photoshop award, goes to:






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Captain's Log, Supplemental: Newest policy: Away team candidates will be identified by the successful completion of a game of "Red Light, Green Light" before entering the bridge turbolift. An unanticipated consequence has been the regular elimination of necessary "red shirts" through this process. Will reconsider policy.



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Picard: We've decided to let you go, if you promise not to tell anyone we were saved by Wesley again.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to all of our winners!

Thanks again for all the patience you've been giving me recently. Life has been crazy busy for yours truly, I look forward to it calming down soon, just gotta get to that point.

And now, lets get back to the blu-rays!












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