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Old May 5 2013, 06:59 AM   #31
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Yeoman Ross: "Palamas got Apollo. McGivers got Khan..."
Uhura: "...And we get this bozo!"
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Old May 6 2013, 04:23 AM   #32
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Kirk: "Yes, I know my hips are really several inches lower. But the damn velour keeps shrinking!"
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Old May 6 2013, 05:24 AM   #33
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Spock: Where is this transmission coming from?

Uhura: LeadHead, he's losing his mind again.

Spock: Perhaps, but it seems that he will finally have the opportunity to start a new contest within the next 2-3 days.
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Old May 6 2013, 05:53 AM   #34
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Kirk (to Trelane): "Girdle? I'm not wearing any girdle!!" (thinking: how could he have possibly known?)

Kirk glances over his shoulder at Bones.

McCoy: "Hey, it wasn't me!"
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Old May 6 2013, 05:57 AM   #35
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Campbell: "Hey guys, is this the first interracial hand kiss on TV?"
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Old May 6 2013, 03:48 PM   #36
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Kirk: "Yes, I know how it looks, Admiral! But Dr. McCoy assures me he only brought it along for medicinal purposes!"
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Old May 6 2013, 11:48 PM   #37
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Kirk: "Would you mind telling us why you've bothered to collect obscure mementos from our previous missions? First the salt vampire, then the over sized rabbit from our last shore leave. What's next?"
Trelane: "How about a taste of what's to come?" (pointing over the fire place)
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Old May 13 2013, 03:56 AM   #38
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Yeoman Ross: "Are you a Fop or Dapper Dan man?"

Uhura: "Of course he's a fop! Isn't it obvious he's a fop?"

Yeoman Ross: "Never mind."
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Old May 13 2013, 04:58 AM   #39
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Kirk (os): "Let me read it, what does it say?"

Trelane: "I'm afraid Captain, you'll have to vote it into law, to find out what it says."


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Old May 20 2013, 01:56 PM   #40
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LeadHead is sorry for the long delays. The good news is that things will return to normal next week!
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Old May 21 2013, 02:55 AM   #41
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Spock tried to woo Ohura with his expert knowledge of late 20th century rap. But Ohura has never heard of Naughty By Nature.



SULU: A toast. To forbidden love.
KIRK: *AHEM* SHH!



Grettings, Ms Ohura. I am here from an alternate timeline in which you are much hotter. But you'll do.



KIRK: Yes, I stuffed the Gorn's head and put it on my mantle. What of it?



I find you guilty of being a dangerously savage child race. Oh wait, is your name Jean-Luc? Sorry, wrong century.
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Old May 21 2013, 03:11 AM   #42
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Trelane: "Ah, dear ladies, your expressions may say 'no,' but your eyes...well, your eyes say 'no,' too..."
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Old May 24 2013, 11:40 AM   #43
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Trelane: "This is a script from the third season, you really should quit now."
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Old May 26 2013, 02:57 PM   #44
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Uhura's invitation to "Pull My Finger!" was enthusiastically accepted by Trelane.
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Old May 28 2013, 05:06 AM   #45
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New Contest tomorrow!
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