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Old May 21 2013, 02:42 AM   #1
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Your Favorite One Liners From Garak

I hope this isn't too selfish a request.

I'm in a sardonic mood and I'd like to hear some nuggets of wisdom from everybody's favorite (former?) Cardassian spy.
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Old May 21 2013, 02:47 AM   #2
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I hope this isn't too selfish a request.

I'm in a sardonic mood and I'd like to hear some nuggets of wisdom from everybody's favorite (former?) Cardassian spy.
"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."
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Old May 21 2013, 02:58 AM   #3
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"How little you know me."
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Old May 21 2013, 03:55 AM   #4
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"Especially the lies."
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Old May 21 2013, 04:13 AM   #5
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"Never tell the same lie twice."
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Old May 21 2013, 05:46 AM   #6
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"But the mystery is figuring out who is guilty of what."
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Old May 21 2013, 01:41 PM   #7
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Garak's my favorite DS9 character.

"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder."
"Paranoid is what they call people who imagine threats against their life. I have threats against my life."

Odo: "You'd shoot a man in the back?"
Garak: "Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?"
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Old May 21 2013, 02:21 PM   #8
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Isn't this delicious. Thank you!

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Old May 22 2013, 12:11 AM   #9
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"No. I used to be a gardener!"
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Old May 22 2013, 12:28 AM   #10
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"But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their [the Klingons'] egos."
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Old May 22 2013, 11:50 AM   #11
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Bajoran woman: "I was in the underground."
Garak: "Really! Perhaps we have met!"
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Old May 22 2013, 11:52 AM   #12
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Re: Your Favorite One Liners From Garak

This one's also good.

GARAK: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force open the door, it may... explode.
SISKO: I hope that's just an impression.
GARAK: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.
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Old May 24 2013, 08:42 PM   #13
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Re: Your Favorite One Liners From Garak

Garak is also my favorite DS9 character. I wish he had been made part of the main cast.

Anywho here are some of my faves.


Ziyal: You're intelligent and cultured...and kind.
Garak: My dear, you're young, so I realize that you're a poor judge of character.


Odo: I think you secretly enjoyed destroying your own shop.
Garak: Well, I admit watching it burn wasn't exactly tragic.


Bashir: Assuming you're not a spy...
Garak: Assuming...
Bashir: ...then maybe you're an outcast.
Garak: Or maybe I'm an outcast spy.
Bashir: How could you be both?
Garak: I never said I was either.


Garak: Well, it's just that... Lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving, I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner.
O'Brien: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never have you over.


Garak: Toran!
Gul Toran: It's Gul Toran now.
Garak: They made you a Gul? I didn't realize the situation on Cardassia had gotten so desperate.


And of course this scene which was already said, but it's my favorite~~~!!!!

Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.

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