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Old May 14 2013, 03:38 AM   #61
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

So you're saying you have a big dick but women still don't want you?
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Old May 14 2013, 09:46 AM   #62
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Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.
The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
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Old May 14 2013, 10:09 AM   #63
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Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.
The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
There's only one position for the seat in my toilet. The toilet lid is closed. So if you want to use the toilet, you'll have to raise the lid first either way.
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Old May 14 2013, 10:22 AM   #64
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A big dick.
Good news, women are always saying what a massive dick I am.
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Old May 14 2013, 10:26 AM   #65
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Old May 14 2013, 05:55 PM   #66
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I will second (actually third) Rhubarb's list and I will add a good sense of humour. Laughter is an incredibly attractive quality!
Precisely! How could I forget that *bangs head on keyboard* I definitely need more sleep!

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I have no idea what my partner wants from her man, but apparently I have that. In plenty.
So, yay.
Macho!

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One that cooks well (within Kosher guidelines), financially responsible and a good lover. That's pretty much it.
Are you by any chance German? We have a proverb: love goes through the stomach

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Which, I feel reasonably confident, is not what most women want in a man. But I'm sure there are a few ladies out there with a moob fetish. Rule 34, and all that.
I have nothing against moobs. It's "the best of both worlds", kindof

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A big dick.
Contrary to a widespread male misbelief it's not quantity that counts but quality.
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Old May 14 2013, 06:59 PM   #67
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

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Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.
The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
They sure are. Except the one about hints -- I think that makes a good point.

As for the toilet... I guess you've never been 3/4 asleep in the middle of the night and gone into a dark bathroom and not noticed that it wasn't just the lid that was up, but the seat, and sat down....
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Old May 14 2013, 08:33 PM   #68
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Need:
A belief in God - a greater higher purpose and meaning to life.
A positive disposition.
Ethics.
Gentleness.
Subtlety.
Family and community minded /charitable
A love of children and pets.

Want:
Graciousness.
Emotional intelligence.
An appreciation for health and fitness /athletic.
Grooming and style.
In touch with both feminine and masculine aspects of self.
Curious and adventurous.
An appreciation for the finer things in life - food, culture, art, poetry - the beautiful!
Tall.
A touch, or a generous dash of the exotic.
Very very very affectionate - I need, or rather want, a lot of kisses and cuddles.

Having said that, lists generally do go out of the window in the moment. And sometimes that's just what you need and want!
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Old May 14 2013, 09:21 PM   #69
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

I admit I don't really know what I want in a woman. All I do know is, I'll find out when I meet her.
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Old May 14 2013, 09:42 PM   #70
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

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I have no idea what my partner wants from her man, but apparently I have that. In plenty.
So, yay.
Macho!
Nah. I really have no idea what my partner wants. But for some reason, I seem to have it (otherwise, we wouldn't still be together after 15 years).

It's a gift, not a skill.
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Old May 14 2013, 09:57 PM   #71
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It varies so much, I was perfect** for my wife for the following reasons:

* I'm a snob
* Educated
* Dislike people
* Dislike children except in short doses
* Dislike animals (unless we are eating them)
* Cock like a baby's arm holding an orange.



** One of the things on this list might not be true.
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Old May 15 2013, 10:03 AM   #72
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Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.
The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
They sure are. Except the one about hints -- I think that makes a good point.

As for the toilet... I guess you've never been 3/4 asleep in the middle of the night and gone into a dark bathroom and not noticed that it wasn't just the lid that was up, but the seat, and sat down....
Actually, I have.

But it doesn't matter. Just the idea that one gender is supposed to take responsibility for preparing the toilet for the other gender is very bizarre. Especially when the same woman who complains about men holding doors for her also complains about men leaving the toilet seat up.
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Old May 15 2013, 10:14 AM   #73
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The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
They sure are. Except the one about hints -- I think that makes a good point.

As for the toilet... I guess you've never been 3/4 asleep in the middle of the night and gone into a dark bathroom and not noticed that it wasn't just the lid that was up, but the seat, and sat down....
Actually, I have.

But it doesn't matter. Just the idea that one gender is supposed to take responsibility for preparing the toilet for the other gender is very bizarre. Especially when the same woman who complains about men holding doors for her also complains about men leaving the toilet seat up.
Except with the toilet, she wants the 'door' hitting her ass.
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Old May 15 2013, 10:48 AM   #74
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I don't care about toilet seats and whenever I've had to listen to a female friend rant about the topic it makes me a little less friendly.
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Old May 15 2013, 11:13 AM   #75
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I don't care about toilet seats and whenever I've had to listen to a female friend rant about the topic it makes me a little less friendly.
Yeah, rants, I went to a party in college, one time. When I arrived one of the female housemates as soon as I walked in instructed me on leaving the toilet seat down. I told her to go fuck herself and left. I get consistency, especially at 2am when half asleep, but that's for folks living there. Guests? If you gotta get in their face cause you can't be bothered to look at what you're doing, you deserve the dunking.
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