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Old May 12 2013, 07:08 AM   #31
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Picard: Gomez, you do realize that Geordi was being less than honest when he told you that you have to win a wet t-shirt contest to get into the SCE?
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Old May 12 2013, 02:35 PM   #32
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YAR: Then she's like, "Yes, Jean-Luc! Butter my croissant!!!"

TROI: Do you think it's right to use security sensors for that?

YAR: No, but it sure is fun!
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Old May 12 2013, 06:28 PM   #33
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Reminiscing of Risa:
Yar: "...And every time they threw water onto her t-shirt, she went like this! So, naturally, she lost every time!"
Troi: "Beverly is such a doofus!"
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Old May 13 2013, 01:59 AM   #34
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Picard: LaForge being a diva again?
Gomez: No sir, it was my fault.
Picard: I'll give him a demerit just in case.



Picard: I wail on air guitar.
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Old May 13 2013, 02:43 AM   #35
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Ensign Gomez: (sob) "... and Captain, when Commander LaForge offered me a rustic frog, I honestly didn't know what I was agreeing too ... " (sob)



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Old May 14 2013, 03:31 AM   #36
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PICARD: So, did I stutter when I said "Earl Grey hot"??!!!!
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Old May 14 2013, 04:33 AM   #37
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Picard: Over macchiato grande?
Gomez: I'll never get over macchiato grande.
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Old May 14 2013, 05:01 AM   #38
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Gomez: "I...I think I'm still supposed to make you pay for this."
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Old May 18 2013, 02:52 PM   #39
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Yar: "I'm absolutely overjoyed. I finally need a training bra!"

Troi (to self): "I guess now is not the time to tell her I was wearing a Double-D in Third Grade."
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Old May 18 2013, 03:20 PM   #40
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Picard: "What a rack! Will, I tell you..."

Riker: "Sorry to interrupt, Sir, but you're being highly inappropriate."

Picard: "And since when is it inappropriate to rave about the tea rack Beverly gave me for my birthday? It's really great to have all my Earl Grey right at my fingertips."
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Old May 18 2013, 03:55 PM   #41
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Picard: "Bah! You kids today have it easy! You ever try to get chocolate out of velour?"
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Old May 18 2013, 05:13 PM   #42
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PICARD: I was under the impression there would be two girls.
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Old May 18 2013, 07:54 PM   #43
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Picard: "Don't bring me tea with milk in it, ever again. Do you understand ensign?"
Gomez: "Yessir, I'm so very sorry!"
Picard: "Now go and get yourself cleaned up."
*** Gomez leaves ***
LaForge: "Captain, don't you think you were being a bit hard on her?"
Picard: "How so?"
LaForge: "There's milk tea all over the ceiling..."
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Old May 19 2013, 07:27 PM   #44
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Struycken: "No, I'm not Richard Kiel. Can't a guy just drink his beer in peace?"
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Old May 19 2013, 08:46 PM   #45
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. My diplomatic skills were put to the test today when Lwaxana Troi went on PlentyOfTribbles, claimed she was a twenty-something, and got matched with young Mr. Crusher, who listed himself as a twenty-something as well.





Picard: "I don't care that you're eight feet tall and that you're a guest on this ship. I'm the Captain and nobody touches my Earl Grey!"





K'Ehleyr: "I suggest that if you want to move up in Starfleet, you skip the Picard and Riker poses, and that you go straight to this Kirk pose."

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