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Old May 13 2013, 10:35 PM   #46
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

A big dick.
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Old May 13 2013, 10:37 PM   #47
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

I don't know. Maybe cake. Yes, cake.
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Old May 13 2013, 11:04 PM   #48
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

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Dude. They're aliens.
Point taken.
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Old May 13 2013, 11:15 PM   #49
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Kestra wrote: View Post
A big dick.
Hear Hear!!

Oh heck, let's have THREE big dicks on one guy like in that movie.. oh wait that never happened of course.
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Old May 13 2013, 11:25 PM   #50
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Three dicks on the screen at the exact same time? That's what Expendables movies are for.
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Old May 14 2013, 12:23 AM   #51
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

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The correct answer is money.
It's rather "power", in various forms. Women want a dominant attribute that they can admire and rely on. For some it's money, for some it's physical strength, for some it's intelligence, for some the amount of friends he's got, for some it's humor, for some it's sex skills, etc...

A man needs to have SOMETHING to offer.

The claim "money" is not insulting, it's just a tad too simple. A LOT of women look for wealthy men. Or wealthy women, if they are homosexual. Money means you're successful.




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Old May 14 2013, 12:25 AM   #52
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

teacake wrote: View Post
Kestra wrote: View Post
A big dick.
Hear Hear!!

Oh heck, let's have THREE big dicks on one guy like in that movie.. oh wait that never happened of course.
How did my response of large breasts turn this thread into a sausage fest?
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Old May 14 2013, 12:29 AM   #53
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Old May 14 2013, 12:51 AM   #54
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Maestro wrote: View Post
teacake wrote: View Post
Kestra wrote: View Post
A big dick.
Hear Hear!!

Oh heck, let's have THREE big dicks on one guy like in that movie.. oh wait that never happened of course.
How did my response of large breasts turn this thread into a sausage fest?
It became a "sausage fest" when a bunch of guys came and posted in a thread asking what women want.
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Old May 14 2013, 01:01 AM   #55
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

Hey, I just answered their question. If you're as shallow about what you want in a man as I am about what I want in a woman, well, that's your business. And at least we're both honest!
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Old May 14 2013, 01:11 AM   #56
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Don't be ridiculous. I wasn't serious with my first post.
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Old May 14 2013, 01:24 AM   #57
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That's too bad... I was serious with mine!
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Old May 14 2013, 02:22 AM   #58
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Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.

MAN RULES

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY.

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. YES, ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.

(PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL #1 ON PURPOSE!)
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Old May 14 2013, 02:38 AM   #59
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Kestra wrote: View Post
A big dick.
You're so saucy.
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Old May 14 2013, 03:25 AM   #60
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Re: What Do Women Want From Their Man?

I am 38. What my evidence indicates so far is that what women want from their man is for him to not be me. I am, however, still collecting data.
The trend I've been seeing does tend to counter Kestra's BDT. I mean, not by an arm's length, but, shall we say, substantially disproven.
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