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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old May 7 2013, 11:25 AM   #61
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Crusher: According to my scan, there's only room left for either her boobs or brains subroutines.

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Data: Another one of father's practical jokes.
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Old May 7 2013, 11:59 PM   #62
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Picard: "What is the meaning of this?"
Riker: "We're trying out a new rank sir, and calling it 'Night Captain.'"
Picard: "Well I don't like it--don't like it one bit!"




Picard: "Riker, did you see this?"
Riker: "Yeah, it happened to a couple of the crew when we crossed the galactic barrier."
Picard: "Since when did we cross the barrier?"
Riker: "Believe it or not, the show doesn't stop when you go take a nap."
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Old May 8 2013, 02:13 AM   #63
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PICARD: I'm just not used to women on the bridge.
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Old May 8 2013, 02:55 AM   #64
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PICARD: I'm just not used to women on the bridge.
RIKER: I'm just not used to short bald men on the bridge.
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Old May 8 2013, 05:35 AM   #65
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Old May 8 2013, 05:41 AM   #66
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Picard: "Cmdr. Riker, who's this?"
Riker: "This is Lt. M'Ress. She was assigned to the Enterprise just a few days ago."
Picard: "No, this isn't going to work."
Riker: "Why not?"
Picard: "I'm allergic to cats!"
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