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Old May 3 2013, 01:55 PM   #31
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Re: Paris + B'Elanna scene, absolute cop-out

It's too bad Reginald Barclay wasn't an original member of the crew. Barclay Program 9, the only one he didn't delete, must have had some really good stuff.
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Old May 3 2013, 02:01 PM   #32
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It's the question of blame.

Who do you blame?

The hand that tickled Tuvok's tackle, or the mind that told the hand to tickle Tuvok's tackle?

Tuvok might have seen his wife when he threw himself at that clunge, but he was actually frakking Tom.
So, when Tuvok tinkles, does it trouble him that Tuvix might have tickled his tackle? Only Neelix knows, I suppose?
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Old May 3 2013, 02:11 PM   #33
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Re: Paris + B'Elanna scene, absolute cop-out

Since men stand right next to each other and pee all the time I don't think it will bother Tuvok that this one time when he was someone else and Neelix was someone else the someone else had to whip it out.
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Old May 3 2013, 02:18 PM   #34
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In my experience there's usually an empty urinal put in between whenever the option is available. Your mileage may differ of course...
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Old May 3 2013, 02:44 PM   #35
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I don't know what it's like these days, but when I was in high school there were no separate urinals, just a long trough with no dividers, and you could see everyone's shortcomings.

(I stole that last part from David Niven's quip when the Oscars were interrupted by a streaker)
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Old May 4 2013, 12:05 AM   #36
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If we really made as much mess as women claim, the male public toilet would be a greased hole in the wall we'd have to hump.

I've never seen much at public toilets, but public changing rooms at public swimming pools is a fantastic monster show of creatively different penises.
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Old May 4 2013, 07:46 AM   #37
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Re: Paris + B'Elanna scene, absolute cop-out

Tom wouldn't do it with a mentally compromised B'Elanna.

But making weird reptilian babies with lizard-Janeway? That's where it's at!
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Old May 4 2013, 09:08 AM   #38
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What annoys me is that these lizards are supposed to be human evolution a million whatever years from now.. but no one every discusses whether this means we devolve back into an animal state or whether these lizards are super beings, so super that Janeway and Paris's puny human brains can't remember that existence.
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Old May 4 2013, 09:24 AM   #39
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I thought it was that a recessive gene had been supercharged and fast forwarded a million years.

Hmmm?

If the Lizard Children had stayed on board, would the Monkey's running the ship have not been treated as such Pariahs by the Voth?

Or would the Voth see this as a quick "out" to repopulate the homeworld with a ruling reptilian class using the lizard babies as a template for a super weapon?
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Old May 4 2013, 09:32 AM   #40
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I always wondered why those lizard babies couldn't be handwaved back into human kids like Janeway and Paris. It always struck me as cold that they left the lizard babies there to fend for themselves with no other alternative for survival than repeated incest.

Boy, they'll have mommy and daddy issues one day to say the least. And considering how quickly they breed, they can populate a planet and build an empire in a few dozen years. Then, they go to the stars to seek their revenge!
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Old May 4 2013, 09:37 AM   #41
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The children are lizards because they were born as lizards.

Somehow making these tykes human would be perverse.
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Old May 4 2013, 10:27 AM   #42
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And yet it is their destiny to be trapped in supercharged nebula radiation and to have that very thing happen.
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Old May 4 2013, 10:56 AM   #43
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Why do you think that they'll regress?
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The coffee in that nebula would trigger their maternal DNA.
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Surely that was a completely different Nebula?
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