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Old April 26 2013, 03:53 PM   #31
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LeadHead, TFTW.



LaForge: "Gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. Unfortunately, we haven't yet been able to repair this android's positronic brain..."

Crusher: "...but we've made her hair perfect."





Worf: "OK, who ordered the life-size Captain Picard blow-up doll?"





Announcer (OS): "This wouldn't have happened if they had used Windex instead of the bargain brand."
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Old April 26 2013, 05:04 PM   #32
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Riker (whispers to Data): "There is a bit of a resemblance. Maybe if he tinted that hair red, Geordi could finally get that Dr. Crusher jones out of his system!"
Crusher: "I heard that!"
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Old April 26 2013, 10:32 PM   #33
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Picard: ..And Ensign Ro here is a Bajoran, yet another species who mistook me for a God at one point. Of course, I just told them straight up I wasn't this Emissary they were waiting for and that they should open their minds to science and rationality. And I'm sure every over starfleet officer would do the same in those circumstances.




Data: Geordi?

Geordi: I'm sorry Date, I've no idea how she has normal looking skin whilst you're left looking like a bad case of jaundice.




Captain's Log Supplemental: I really need to send another memo reminding crewmembers about the turbolift by the ready room so as to avoid queuing.




Sirtis: The Enterprise cast really don't want me on their show do they?




Picard: And this is where we start captioning you.
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Old April 26 2013, 11:17 PM   #34
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Troi: "Mosquito netting?"
O'Brien: "You wish! Tiberian Bat-flys!"
Data: "They'll bite your head off, man!"
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Old April 27 2013, 02:44 PM   #35
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*silence*

Worf: Captain?

Picard: I'm going to be in the ready room. You have the bridge, Mr. Worf. If you hear some sobbing and banging noises coming from the ready room, don't come in until I ask you to.

Worf: You finally had the talk with the Doctor, didn't you?
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Old April 27 2013, 10:16 PM   #36
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Picard: I don't trust Ensign Ro, so Number One I want you to personally assess Ro's suitability to serve onboard this ship.
Riker: I'll give her a good stripping down.
Picard: Make it so!



Riker: It must be terrible seeing your mother in this state Data.
Data: She dumped my father, even if I could express emotions, I would feel nothing.



Picard took yet another trip on the turbolift.



Troi: Curses! We're trapped!
O'Brien: And I'm here for what again?



Etana Jol: Sing 'In the Navy'.
Picard: Yes master.



Captain's log supplemental: In an attempt to quell Ensign Ro's insubordination, I threatened her with facing the Prophet's wrath for not following the Emissary's -- a fine Starfleet officer I might add -- example. To my surprise I found out that Ensign Ro was an atheist and a true oddball of her race.
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Old April 28 2013, 12:00 AM   #37
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Picard: Is Wesley going through puberty?
Riker: Ensign Ro, sir. Wesley is a male.
Picard: WHAT????
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Old April 28 2013, 03:00 AM   #38
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DATA: What's going on?
RIKER: Well, she said it would take a lobotomy to make her go out with me...
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Old April 28 2013, 04:30 PM   #39
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O'Brien: "I just had a thought. I wonder who was the misanthropic bastard who designed a force field that only becomes visible after you bash into it."
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Old April 28 2013, 04:32 PM   #40
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O'Brien: "I just had a thought. I wonder who was the misanthropic bastard who designed a force field that only becomes visible after you bash into it."
Troi: "I can sense a changeling harrumphing somewhere."
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Old April 29 2013, 08:44 AM   #41
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Geordi: Here's the problem. Somebody replaced her cognito-heuristic subprocessor with - an old Norelco shaver rotary head.
Riker: <Whistles and backs out of room>

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Old April 29 2013, 09:44 AM   #42
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Picard:See how she completes the whole Feng Shui of the bridge, Number One?



Riker(whispering):You've got one weird family, Data. I thought mine was weird, but Damn!
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Old April 29 2013, 02:40 PM   #43
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RIKER: Why does she keep moaning "Jim, oh Jim!"?

DATA: Doctor Soong used parts purchased from a Mr Flint when building his androids.
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Old April 29 2013, 04:54 PM   #44
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Picard: Wait, Number One. Since when did the Conn Ensign have lines?


La Forge: Commander, you have to take it easy with these older models--they're not designed for such vigorous usage.
Riker: Geordi, if I buy a sex robot she better be fully functional!


Seeing the queue waiting to get onto the lift, Picard regretted letting one off just before the doors opened.


Even as the forcefields closed in, Data couldn't help checking out Troi's ass.
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Old April 29 2013, 06:30 PM   #45
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Stewart (to director): "Just a moment. According to the script, post-production is going to put a plain, old Federation shuttlecraft on the screen in this scene. Should she really be that gobsmacked over that?"




Picard: "Going somewhere?"
Worf: "Curses! Foiled again!"
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