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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 21 2013, 02:43 PM   #46
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Crusher: Worf, is that you I hear?

Worf: Yes, Doctor. Why are your eyes closed?

Crusher: Standard procedure in case of loose Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal, Worf. I, um, lost my towel and had to improvise.



Picard: So much destruction, Will, what are we going to do?

Riker: Well, sir, there is a way we could go back in time to prevent all of this...



Leonard Nimoy: Bill, again, as a fellow director, I hate to step all over your motion picture directorial debut, but, what is going on with this scene?

William Shatner: It may look like crap now, but, trust me, when it gets re-released in 3-D for it's 30th anniversary, it's going to look awesome!
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Old April 22 2013, 08:03 AM   #47
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Worf: So that's where they put the ship's toilet.
Crusher: Occupado, Worf! Occupado!








Spock: Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ahhh.
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Old April 22 2013, 09:06 AM   #48
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Kirk: "So let me get this straight... you shrunk us down to microscopic size in order to fight the infection inside lieutenant Uhura, but you couldn't get us in through any oral pathways. So where the hell are we?"

McCoy: "Lets just say we're about to go where only Scotty has gone before."

Spock: "And most of deck 17 from what I'm hearing."
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Old April 22 2013, 01:05 PM   #49
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BONES: Do you get the feeling something's wrong?
KIRK: Yeah... the absence of doors for turbolift stops.
BONES: That, too.
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Old April 22 2013, 03:37 PM   #50
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Crusher: "Oh, sorry. I guess this isn't the right room. Worf, would you by any chance know where the modern dance lunch-n-learn is being held?"

Worf: "No, I do not, but you'd better get there quickly..." <brief pause> "...because your 'jazz hands' need some work."
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Old April 22 2013, 03:56 PM   #51
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You really haven't played Blind Man's Buff, unless you've played it in the original Klingon.
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Old April 23 2013, 05:44 AM   #52
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I'm surprised no ones photoshopped someone else coming out of the Jeffries tube...
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Old April 23 2013, 05:52 AM   #53
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Bones: Couldn't we just disable the grav plating and float safely the whole distance?
Spock: The Captain has always known - he'll die alone. <Powers boots>
Bones: !@#$% jerks.
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Old April 25 2013, 02:51 AM   #54
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Triskelion wrote:
Finally noticed what you did there.
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Old April 25 2013, 05:15 AM   #55
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Ha, thought I could slip one by!
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Old April 28 2013, 02:27 AM   #56
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Ha, thought I could slip one by!
Your mistake was not adding a caption, which makes one look twice at the image to see if you did something.
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Old April 28 2013, 02:51 AM   #57
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Ha, thought I could slip one by!
Worked on me until someone pointed it out. Nice photoshop.
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Old April 28 2013, 07:20 AM   #58
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Thanks guys!

Good advice Maurice!



Worf: I thought I saw movement, Captain. But it is just carbonite Han Solo.
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Old June 19 2013, 06:31 AM   #59
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New Contest!
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