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Old April 21 2013, 11:11 AM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 106; Returning to the Fold



Sulu: Did you bring my Milanos?
Tuvok: I did not.
Sulu: That's why you're still an ensign.
Janeway: I like the cut of his jib.
Tuvok: Captain, I -
Janeway & Sulu: Milanos!




Chakotay: Which side are we on again?
Paris: The Blue.
Chakotay: That clears it up, thanks.




Neelix: Would you like your juice or your enema first?
Tuvok: Surprise me.




Zimmerman: Do you want me to save all these files titled "Kes Japanese Schoolgirl?"

EMH:
I'll make more either way.




Neelix: I can make a flute from this femur.
Hogan: Ooh! I want to make a xylophone.
Neelix: Do you know Steppin' Out?
Hogan: Um, there's no flute or xylophone in Steppin' Out.
Neelix: Like you can play xylophone.
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Old April 23 2013, 07:35 PM   #17
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 106; Returning to the Fold



Sulu
: I like my coffee like my women...with cocks and balls...just saying



Chakotay
: Shoot the most wooden thing you can see
Paris: Be careful what you wish for



Neelix
:You just drank my piss, bitch-ssshhhh!



Diagnostic EMH:
Here's the problem....he's clogged his programme up with images of you sitting on his face



Neelix
: You hide the evidence and i'll activate Janeway clone, mark 4
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Old April 26 2013, 11:45 PM   #18
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 106; Returning to the Fold

The next contest will be up this Saturday.
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Old April 27 2013, 05:55 AM   #19
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Sulu
: I know, I know, you worked your way through the Academy as a Starbucks barista. Sheesh, let it go.




Chakotay
: These re-creations got a lot more popular after Doctor Whipple discovered they had two-ply sonic toilet tissue back then.
Paris: Amazing, considering it predated the sonic toilet by 200 years.




Neelix: What'll it be, Mister Vulcan? Juice or rarified methane?

Tuvok: I've got a two hour repair in Jeffries tube eight with Lieutenant Vorik, so....

Neelix: Gas it is.




Zimmerman: I'll have to shorten your junk to make room for your quip subroutines.
EMH: Do it! Ladies love quips.




Neelix: Now you be the obelisk and I'll discover tool use.
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Old April 27 2013, 09:05 PM   #20
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A new contest is now up!
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