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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 23 2013, 12:16 AM   #16
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PICARD: I can't quite put my finger on it, but... something isn't right here.
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Old April 23 2013, 12:47 AM   #17
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Riker: What have you found?

Geordi: Nothing yet. But these lights keep blinking out of sequence.

Riker: Well, get them to blink IN sequence!
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Old April 23 2013, 04:46 AM   #18
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First Officer's Log. Next time LaForge finds a sex file, make sure it's not of Dr. and Mrs Soong. I'll never be able to unsee what I saw in the holodeck.
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Old April 23 2013, 04:49 AM   #19
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PICARD: I can't quite put my finger on it, but... something isn't right here.
PICARD: Now I recall, John Travolta and Eddie Vedder joined the crew at Starbase 121.
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Old April 23 2013, 10:28 AM   #20
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Thank you for the win, I didn't think that lame old one had a chance,



Worf: "Captain, you don't look well are you ok?"

Picard: (groaning and wincing ) "You might want to stand up wind, those Orion taco's aren't sitting well"

Data: "Holy mother of pearl....Red alert!" (as Worf & Riker pass out)
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Old April 23 2013, 11:06 AM   #21
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O'Brien:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
Data: What, the force fields?
O'Brien: No, not the force fields, lad.
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Old April 23 2013, 04:20 PM   #22
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LaForge: "Ah, here's the problem! Someone has changed the settings in her timekeeping subroutines. I'll just set them back to the default..."
Data: "And that will stop her from sticking out her tongue and chirping 'Cuckoo!' every hour on the hour?"
LaForge: "It should, yeah."
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Old April 23 2013, 05:03 PM   #23
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And now, a new contest!



Picard: Her.
Riker: Acknowledged, sir. Ensign Ro, you'll join me, Data and Worf on the hostile planet.
Ro: Can I resign now, sir?



Crusher: It would appear Dr Soong programmed her in multiple techniques.
LaForge: I should've gone into robotics.



Worf: Intruder alert. Subject looks like the captain in a cheap tupee!
Picard: I'm not amused, Mr Worf. Now change this burnt out light bulb in the turbolift.




Second Officer's Log: Chief O'brien has been tutoring me in a genre of human sexuality called bondage. My first attempt on Counselor Troi has thusfar met mixed results, but the Chief assures me that the lasses enjoy playing hard to get.




Picard: What's up Butthead?
Ktarian: Picard, you dumbass! Put a crappy blond toupee on you and you'd make a convincing Beavis!
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Old April 23 2013, 08:45 PM   #24
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Picard: No one leaves this bridge until I have all your monthly performance reports on my desk in my readyroom.
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Old April 24 2013, 04:50 AM   #25
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After her latest on-screen Space Invaders defeat, Picard found himself holding back an inappropriate comment involving the futile combination of weapons, aim, and Bjorans.



Captain's Log, Supplemental: Newest policy: Away team candidates will be identified by the successful completion of a game of "Red Light, Green Light" before entering the bridge turbolift. An unanticipated consequence has been the regular elimination of necessary "red shirts" through this process. Will reconsider policy.
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Picard: "That...isn't Wesley."

Riker: "Very good, sir. I think you are beginning to come down."
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Old April 25 2013, 12:16 AM   #27
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Picard: Jim. Your name...is Jim.
Riker<taps com>: Dr Crusher to the bridge.
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Old April 25 2013, 12:19 AM   #28
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Picard: Jim. Your name...is Jim.
Riker<taps com>: Dr Crusher to the bridge.
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Old April 26 2013, 01:31 AM   #29
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PICARD: Number One, is Ro being contacted by the Prophets?
RIKER: I think she's just spaced out.
PICARD: Good. Last time I went to Bajor it was super awkward.



Riker: Geordi, if you were that desperate for a girlfriend we could have just had a double date.



When the crew of Relativity found out about Riker's holodeck recreation of Enterprise, they decided it was worth breaking the temporal prime directive to preserve the dignity of the Federation.



Picard: We've decided to let you go, if you promise not to tell anyone we were saved by Wesley again.
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Old April 26 2013, 06:08 AM   #30
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Dorn: Dammit! And I still have to stay later than everyone else removing makeup! I should have been a redshirt.
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