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Old April 2 2013, 07:04 AM   #46
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #271: The Tholian Caption



Spock: - And in light of last week's screening of Psycho, I must ask you all not to shout at the screen.

Uhura: You better not be looking at me.
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Old April 2 2013, 07:07 AM   #47
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Spock: This week's sermon is on the logic of controlling one's emotions.

Ensign Ackbar: Oh, brother.

Uhura: That's Lieutenant, Ensign.
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Old April 4 2013, 07:00 AM   #48
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Spock
: "By my count there are six gold shirts, six blue shirts,
~~~~~ but seven red shirts, an adjustment must be made.

Officer
(next to Uhura): "Glad I'm indispensable around here."

Spock
: "Ensign Ricky, report for landing party duty."

Officer (next to Uhura): "Ah shit."

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Old April 5 2013, 07:11 AM   #49
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Ensign Ackbar: Bet you twenty quatloos he says "logical" in the next thirty seconds.
Uhura: You're on, fool.
Spock: Ensign Ackbar, talking during a briefing is not log-
Ackbar: Mmmm?
Spock: -Like.
Ackbar: Awwww.
Spock: As a Vulcan, log-
Ackbar: Mmmm?
Spock: -istically speaking, we have to make the shipment rendezvous on time.
Ackbar: Awwww.
Spock: I told the captain it would not be log-
Ackbar: Mmmm?
Spock: -aniaceae dicotyledonous plants of the order Gentianales, but magnoliopsid.
Ackbar: Awwww.
Uhura: Pay up, fool.
Spock: Logically.
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Old April 12 2013, 10:40 PM   #50
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I think this thread has sadly been forgotten.
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Old April 14 2013, 05:57 PM   #51
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Wrong! Just been busy. Working on setting up a new one either tonight or tomorrow.
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Old April 16 2013, 12:01 AM   #52
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Woman in back row, texting: spks a jrk lol.
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Old April 17 2013, 10:41 AM   #53
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Spock: It has been two centuries and no shipboard floods have been reported. Starfleet is returning crew uniforms to standard pant lengths.

Scotty: Never got sucked through a brewery, have they.

Ensign Ackbar <whispering>: Let it go!
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Old April 18 2013, 06:41 AM   #54
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Sorry people. I was wrong about my promise of starting this earlier. The next few weeks are going to be HUGE for me. I'll do my best to be punctual, but I can't guarantee it, so please bear with me for the next month while this goes on.
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Old April 18 2013, 02:35 PM   #55
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SPOCK: Next, Dr McCoy will give a talk about avoiding intimate contact with aliens.

ACKBAR: Cripes,not the "Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence" again!
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Old April 20 2013, 09:40 AM   #56
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Sorry people. I was wrong about my promise of starting this earlier. The next few weeks are going to be HUGE for me. I'll do my best to be punctual, but I can't guarantee it, so please bear with me for the next month while this goes on.
No need to be sorry. Real life always comes first. I feel bad that my previous post may have sounded pushy. I hope all is well and, on the bright side, it gives people more opportunity to contribute.
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Old April 20 2013, 09:57 AM   #57
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Spock: Maintain heading and speed, Doctor.
Scotty: And keep givin' her all she's got.
Bones: He's dead drunk, Jim.




Spock: He kept saying he had a critical duty to perform. I misunderstood.
Bones: You thought he meant -
Spock: Helm control.
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Old April 20 2013, 05:08 PM   #58
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SPOCK: So, who had "trapped on a starship fading from our reality" in the pool?
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Old April 21 2013, 03:26 AM   #59
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Sorry people. I was wrong about my promise of starting this earlier. The next few weeks are going to be HUGE for me. I'll do my best to be punctual, but I can't guarantee it, so please bear with me for the next month while this goes on.
No need to be sorry. Real life always comes first. I feel bad that my previous post may have sounded pushy. I hope all is well and, on the bright side, it gives people more opportunity to contribute.
No worries! You weren't pushy. I try to keep the contests as consistent as I can. I feel that it's the least I can do, since people keep coming back to caption every time.
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Old April 21 2013, 03:55 AM   #60
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New Contest is up!
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