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Old April 16 2013, 10:45 PM   #31
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Re: Neelix Feet! I cant look away!!

Oh that was a lovely thread Draculasaurs!

What appendage will be under discussion next I wonder?
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Old April 17 2013, 12:37 AM   #32
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I have a strong mental snap shot of those 12 little wiggling orange toes which 12 years of harsh drinking hasn't managed to scrub looses.

You ever date a smoker?

A beautiful person inside and out for sure, but you're watching their fingers slowly transform from yellow to orange to brown.
Not to mention their breath.

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Oh that was a lovely thread Draculasaurs!

What appendage will be under discussion next I wonder?
Nose hairs?
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Old April 17 2013, 12:42 AM   #33
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What appendage will be under discussion next I wonder?
Does the EMH have an appendix?
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Old April 17 2013, 01:13 AM   #34
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Define appendix?

The little nubbin human body part, or additional files supplementary to his trunk systems?

Dude has 10s of millions of appendices.
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Old April 17 2013, 01:24 AM   #35
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I know there's more than one definition, so feel free to improvise.
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Old April 17 2013, 01:32 AM   #36
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The EMH is programmed in multiple techniques and can alter the physical parameters of his program to suit the needs of the moment.
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Old April 17 2013, 01:54 AM   #37
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Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?
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Old April 17 2013, 02:10 AM   #38
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Spinal column?
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Old April 17 2013, 03:21 AM   #39
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Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?
Has the bbs been cropped recently, because I can't google any reference to headginas or earginas, but in either case she has two of them framing her pretty little face... Which would suggest that breeding, if not recreational sex has two male participants unless any single Ocampan bloke has two penises.

If she only just has a classically located vagina, then that means that the boys must have meter long penises to reach inbetween her shoulder blades through her body from the base of her crotch... Or Ocampans produce long life sperm. Sperm that may have to live as along as month, making it from one end of Kes' smoking little body to the other, which considering how sperm works, survival of the fittest, that an Ocampan could probably releases trillions more sperm per ejaculation than a human being, unless they can last for hours and never run out of ammunition.

Or the most simplest answer is that her vagina is between her shoulders and that's exactly where the penis goes in and out and in and out and in to make babies.
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Old April 17 2013, 04:54 AM   #40
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Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?
Has the bbs been cropped recently, because I can't google any reference to headginas or earginas, but in either case she has two of them framing her pretty little face... Which would suggest that breeding, if not recreational sex has two male participants unless any single Ocampan bloke has two penises.

If she only just has a classically located vagina, then that means that the boys must have meter long penises to reach inbetween her shoulder blades through her body from the base of her crotch... Or Ocampans produce long life sperm. Sperm that may have to live as along as month, making it from one end of Kes' smoking little body to the other, which considering how sperm works, survival of the fittest, that an Ocampan could probably releases trillions more sperm per ejaculation than a human being, unless they can last for hours and never run out of ammunition.

Or the most simplest answer is that her vagina is between her shoulders and that's exactly where the penis goes in and out and in and out and in to make babies.
I'm gonna have to rewatch Elogium!
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Old April 17 2013, 05:17 AM   #41
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The Ocampa birth scenes always reminded me of Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg's The Brood.
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Old April 17 2013, 06:14 PM   #42
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Seriously, part of me was hoping Neelix would end up with Samantha Wildman toward the end. Kes being in a relationship with Neelix (or Paris) was always creepy to me. She was three. Call me speciesist if you must.
Yes, yes, yes! Now we're talking about Trek's best romance.


Kes and Paris could have been a nice couple. As for her age, it was comparable to a human 20-30 years old.
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Old April 17 2013, 06:23 PM   #43
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I dunno, I never saw any "sparks" between Neelix and Wildman. I saw Neelix forcing himself into her parenthood, like he forces himself into any other situation he's just passingly interested in, and Wildman went along with it because she needed a babysitter. I still can't believe his level of jerkiness reached the height of him getting her to fix his replicator and other kitchen components when she was so pregnant she literally broke her water in the galley.

As for Paris and Kes? Nah, I'm kinda glad that never happened. Just would seem like Paris cradle robbing to me. I mean that literally is how Neelix got with her. He was the most exciting man in her small, narrow world. It was only after her horizons expanded a lot she realized she could do so much better. But the writers did seem to have Paris showing attraction towards her, so I guess it's possible it could've happened if Kes didn't get the boot in season 4.
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Old April 17 2013, 07:40 PM   #44
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All this talk of Neelix and rubbers. I have some seriously disturbing imagery in my head now.
I think this picture started out as Burt Reynolds, there was another one made years ago and no longer available anywhere that left nothing to the imagination. I am not a Neelix fan, I wouldn't heap hate on him, but you see that picture traumatized me. It made me write a little ficlet, I was trying to write a drabble (one hundred words no more no less), I got it down to 150.

Captain Janeway ran out of the turbolift, across the bridge, only pausing when the door slid shut behind her.
She tried to calm her breathing. She would shut her eyes except the image of feathery hair and orange spots would swim to the surface and she didn't want to see that again.

Her mind was filled with the sight of Neelix naked, surrounded by females of every shape and form, and apparently not keeping track of his holodeck time.

'Chakotay!' she thought, 'I forgot about Chakotay.' She had an appointment to meet him there.

But before she could muster energy to tap her combadge, the door to her ready room door slid open again and then just as swiftly closed leaving Chakotay leaning against the wall on the other side, his head down, hands on his knees.

"Kathryn, never ask to meet me in Holodeck Two again." He gasped, "Ever."
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Old April 17 2013, 08:54 PM   #45
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^^
My immediate reaction to your little story in the post above:



Just for the record, I actually like Neelix but sometimes it's fun to make fun of him.
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