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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 9 2013, 01:10 AM   #16
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Picard: Where the fuck is Yak Face?
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Old April 9 2013, 01:24 AM   #17
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Riker tried to pretend he didn't notice that Picard had kept Tasha's black slime encrusted body in his ready room.
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Old April 9 2013, 02:33 AM   #18
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Crusher: "I knew flying JetBlue would be a mistake."





Picard: "Worse comes to worse, I should be able to get a few dollars for it on ebay."
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Old April 9 2013, 05:12 AM   #19
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GOLDSHIRT: Hold your fire, Mister Worf, it's Doctor Crusher.

WORF: Spoiled sport.
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Old April 9 2013, 11:19 AM   #20
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Picard: You know, Will, there are many people inside each of us -

Riker:
Like I told Deanna, maybe you should just stop passing out at parties.
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Old April 9 2013, 11:57 PM   #21
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Thanks for the Win!



Riker: Is this Beverly's underwear?

Picard: I guess I'll throw this away. We only can take one item with us.
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Old April 10 2013, 06:07 AM   #22
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LeadHead, thanks for the double win! I'm honored.




McCoy: Just how many decks did you say, again?

Spock: Seventy-eight.

Kirk: Well, I'm ready!




Kirk: At least, canonically, this dwarfs the JJPrise, right?

Spock: Fascinating.
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Old April 11 2013, 04:12 AM   #23
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Worf: Captain it's too late! The mimes have sealed off the deck with their invisible box!
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Lt. Worf happily lived his life by the simple warrior's code, "NO MIMES!"




Worf: Halt there, Mime!
Crusher: Just wait one minute -- I am no mime, a Romulan sprayed me with pepper spray and I can't see...
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Old April 12 2013, 10:00 PM   #25
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Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"
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Old April 12 2013, 10:10 PM   #26
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McCoy begins humming "Twenty Flight Rock"
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Old April 12 2013, 10:13 PM   #27
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McCoy: Jim, I don't recognize this part of the ship. Where the hell are we?

Spock: I am also unable to ascertain our location. It appears to be some kind of spacecraft exit apparatus.

Voiceover: Countdown to Viper launch in 5...4...3...

(beat)
Kirk: Crap.
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Old April 12 2013, 10:20 PM   #28
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Worf: This enough lense-flare for you Mr. Abrahms?




Picard: And then this Star Fleet phoney came up to me and said "Hey, you like archaeology, have this priceless historical artefact as a gift" and I'm like "I don't need your history!" so I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

*SMASH*



Kirk: We'd better get Sybok down here STAT, the amount of continuity and production errors in this scene are going to give the fans a whole world of pain for him to take away.
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Old April 13 2013, 01:44 AM   #29
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First Officer's Log: I let Deanna drive. My captaincy is on hold once again.
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RIKER: Argyle, MacDougal, Logan... how many dead Chief Engineers did you stash in this crawlspace?
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