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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 9 2013, 01:10 AM   #16
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Picard: Where the fuck is Yak Face?
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Old April 9 2013, 01:24 AM   #17
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Riker tried to pretend he didn't notice that Picard had kept Tasha's black slime encrusted body in his ready room.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old April 9 2013, 02:33 AM   #18
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Crusher: "I knew flying JetBlue would be a mistake."





Picard: "Worse comes to worse, I should be able to get a few dollars for it on ebay."
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Old April 9 2013, 05:12 AM   #19
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GOLDSHIRT: Hold your fire, Mister Worf, it's Doctor Crusher.

WORF: Spoiled sport.
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Old April 9 2013, 11:19 AM   #20
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Picard: You know, Will, there are many people inside each of us -

Riker:
Like I told Deanna, maybe you should just stop passing out at parties.
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Old April 9 2013, 11:57 PM   #21
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Thanks for the Win!



Riker: Is this Beverly's underwear?

Picard: I guess I'll throw this away. We only can take one item with us.
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Old April 10 2013, 06:07 AM   #22
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LeadHead, thanks for the double win! I'm honored.




McCoy: Just how many decks did you say, again?

Spock: Seventy-eight.

Kirk: Well, I'm ready!




Kirk: At least, canonically, this dwarfs the JJPrise, right?

Spock: Fascinating.
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Old April 11 2013, 04:12 AM   #23
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Worf: Captain it's too late! The mimes have sealed off the deck with their invisible box!
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Old April 11 2013, 01:51 PM   #24
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Lt. Worf happily lived his life by the simple warrior's code, "NO MIMES!"




Worf: Halt there, Mime!
Crusher: Just wait one minute -- I am no mime, a Romulan sprayed me with pepper spray and I can't see...
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Old April 12 2013, 10:00 PM   #25
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Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"
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Old April 12 2013, 10:10 PM   #26
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McCoy begins humming "Twenty Flight Rock"
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McCoy: Jim, I don't recognize this part of the ship. Where the hell are we?

Spock: I am also unable to ascertain our location. It appears to be some kind of spacecraft exit apparatus.

Voiceover: Countdown to Viper launch in 5...4...3...

(beat)
Kirk: Crap.
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Old April 12 2013, 10:20 PM   #28
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Worf: This enough lense-flare for you Mr. Abrahms?




Picard: And then this Star Fleet phoney came up to me and said "Hey, you like archaeology, have this priceless historical artefact as a gift" and I'm like "I don't need your history!" so I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

*SMASH*



Kirk: We'd better get Sybok down here STAT, the amount of continuity and production errors in this scene are going to give the fans a whole world of pain for him to take away.
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Old April 13 2013, 01:44 AM   #29
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First Officer's Log: I let Deanna drive. My captaincy is on hold once again.
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Old April 13 2013, 02:12 AM   #30
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RIKER: Argyle, MacDougal, Logan... how many dead Chief Engineers did you stash in this crawlspace?
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