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Old April 9 2013, 04:55 AM   #16
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Admiral: Welcome to Enterprise. Welcome to Enterprise. Welcome to Enterprise.
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Old April 9 2013, 05:05 AM   #17
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PICARD: Hilarious, Mr. Crusher. Now take off that ridiculous mask and get off the bridge. We're expecting Admiral Jameson any second.

WES (over comm): I sent the Admiral to the bridge. I hope that's okay.

PICARD: Merde!
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Old April 9 2013, 04:09 PM   #18
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Jameson: "I started out as a helm officer on the old Constitution-class starships, you know."
Picard: "That's the same class of ship James T. Kirk served on, isn't it?"
Jameson: "Christ, I am so f**king sick of hearing that name!"
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Old April 9 2013, 09:50 PM   #19
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Picard: Mr. Worf, loathe as I am to admit it, diplomacy, at least in this case, isn't working. Phaser the sonuvabitch!



Picard: Okay, I'm going to just take a sip of my tea, while you tell me what it is you had to say, I'm sure this delicious tea will only add to the enjoyment of whatever you have to say...

Troi: My mother's pregnant and she says you're the father.

Picard does a spit take



Riker: Sir, the Federation Diplomatic office is on the line, something about you needing to take a course in proper behavior around ambassadors.'

Picard: I guess I can't keep dodging them forever!



Riker: Okay, let's get our stories straight, we just need to all agree that the earth just opened up and swallowed the Captain. Data, you'll be first officer, Tasha, you'll take over Data's job.



Picard: Captain's Personal Log. Everything was going well, until Riker had to make a joke about it not being long before I'm as old as Jameson. I hope he enjoys cleaning all of the latrines on the ship with just a sonic toothbrush.
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Old April 9 2013, 11:19 PM   #20
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PICARD: Voyager reruns again? Mr Worf, change the channel.





Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. With cocaine.





PICARD: She's wearing the cheerleader outfit again, isn't she?
RIKER: Yes. I know I shouldn't stare, but...





FRAKES: Look Denise, it's your future career path!





PICARD: Oh Wesley, after all these years I'd have thought you'd realise that I'm never going to promote you beyond the helm.
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Jameson: Why, in my day, the helm had mirrors where you could check out the bottoms of the bridge crew. I think some guy named Sulu thought it up. No idea who he was checking out though
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Old April 10 2013, 12:31 AM   #22
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Picard: "The balloting was close, Admiral, but you won! By a narrow margin, the crew has voted that you are slightly less ludicrous-looking than Guy Pearce in Prometheus!"
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Admiral: I've reset the environmental controls. I was sweating like Klingon targballs -

Picard:
Admiral!
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Picard: That person has found out whether or not Cumberbatch is playing Khan... quick, kill them!





Picard: Mmmmm... Brackish.





Captain's Log: Stardate 41...errr lets see, there's a 1000 stardates in a year, we're three months into the year and five and a half hours into the day mean it's... Christ, why can't we use real dates?




Riker: Lets get out of here, I don't want to meet whoever uses this glory hole.




Picard: Come on Admiral, stop acting like you're still a 25 year old action hero and accept your real age. I mean, what next, are you going to go kill a bunch of Remans by yourself?
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Picard: "Merde. Fifty-seven thousand channels and nothing on."
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<Turbolift arrives>
Picard: Purple catsuit.
Riker: That's some uncanny hearing, Captain.
Troi: What's going on?




Worf: Wii fishing is a warrior's sport.
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Old April 14 2013, 12:36 AM   #27
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Deanna: (OS) I sense that they are...
Picard: Lying... I know...
Deanna:...But...how?
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Picard: Captain's Personal Log. Everything was going well, until Riker had to make a joke about it not being long before I'm as old as Jameson. I hope he enjoys cleaning all of the latrines on the ship with just a sonic toothbrush.
Captain's Personal Log-Supplemental:

In hindsight, I now realize this was inadequate punishment for Riker, as the Enterprise only has one restroom. I'll have to think of something else.
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Announcer (OS): ""We've secretly replaced their regular Earl Grey with Folgers Dilithium Crystals, let's see if they notice."

Picard (to self): "I don't like the way this episode is going so far."
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Picard: "Mistah Wawf, if you're going for a Charlie's Angels pose, that won't work...you're two Angels short."
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