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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 8 2013, 03:12 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!

Hello everyone! The lightning round is over! Lets see our winners!





Getting "The Coast is NOT Clear" Award, is:

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Worf:<Shakes head>
Riker: Data's still on the bridge. Let's go have another martini.
Next, the "Well, that's uncomfortable" Award, going to:

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Picard: Here's to the finest captain in Starfleet!!!
Crewmen: .....
Picard: ...what?
Next, "The Trouble with Tribbles and Klingons with Tribbles and Klingons with Tribbles and... okay this went off the rails" Award, goes to:

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Crusher: "Yes, it's a tribble incubator. I know you Klingons don't like tribbles, but guess what? You're not the boss of me!"
Great Photoshops this time around, this one takes the cake and the award!

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Beverly: Will, are you sure you know the way to sickbay?
Riker: (angrily) YES!



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Captain's Log: The unsuccessful random auditioning of members for my barbershop quartet continues


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Riker: One bridge, right Worf?

Worf: You're never going to let me forget that are you?
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!

And now, lets go again!











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Old April 8 2013, 03:16 AM   #2
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Picard: Mister Worf, when I said: "Fire at Will..."



The moment that Picard realized that somebody added Jalpenos to the Replicator pattern for "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."



Picard: Wow, this is a bad hangover. Did I do anything bad last night?

Riker: You made Wesley an Acting Ensign.

Picard: Aw, #^$*!




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Picard: Admiral, may I request that we increase our speed? We're on a Warp 7 route and our current speed is 5 Miles per hour.
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Old April 8 2013, 03:33 AM   #3
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WORF: Why isn't this working?!

PICARD: It's a TV remote.



PICARD: I hope they don't expect me to drink tea all the time. I'm French, after all.



RIKER: Hold off on the meme, its not the right angle!



RIKER: What do you know, the dog was right. There is a kid down here!



JAMESON: You might want to get this chair steam cleaned. What can I say, I'm old.
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Old April 8 2013, 03:40 AM   #4
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



Picard: I told you no children on the bridge Wesley! Mr Worf, fire!
Worf: Delighted, sir!



Picard just loves getting silly on that cranberry juice and vodka....



....however the hangovers don't agree with him.



Riker: What is it?
Data: It appears we've found the plot hole for this episode, sir.



Picard: How long have you been in Starfleet, Ensign....?
Ensign: John Kim, sir. Seventy six years, sir.
Picard: And you've been an ensign all that time?
Kim: Oh yes, sir. But I have high hopes for my son, Harry.
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Old April 8 2013, 04:29 AM   #5
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Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!



"You guys got a 'Skywalker' up there?"
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Old April 8 2013, 05:07 AM   #6
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Picard: Admiral, may I request that Mr. Laforge take over you've had the right blinker on for a distance of 1,000 light years.
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Old April 8 2013, 05:22 AM   #7
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SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal!
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Old April 8 2013, 05:44 AM   #8
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Haha, a two for one winner!
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Old April 8 2013, 01:01 PM   #9
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Worf's worse nightmare - facing an alien whose ass he can kick, but only being armed with a Type I phaser.


Patrick Stewart taking his daily anti-Season 1 script poison rum ration.


Picard: Number One, do you ever feel the universe is conspiring against you?
Riker: What are you referring to, sir?
Picard: That whole business with the Traveler and the boy, damn it!


Maurice Huley discovered first hand that actors don't like bad writers.


Picard: It's quite convincing, isn't it?
Riker: Yes sir, it's a great looking puppet.
Jameson: Fuck you.
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Old April 8 2013, 04:33 PM   #10
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TFTW, LeadHead!



Picard: "I assure you--in all seriousness--it is a weapon! Now, I suggest you stop laughing and raise you hands like Mr. Worf said!"
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Old April 8 2013, 06:08 PM   #11
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Worf: Wheapon armed, sir.
Picard: <Closes eyes>
Aliens: Wait - what?




Riker: Data, deal with the threat down there.
Data: Activating Caddyshack subroutine now, sir.



Picard: Number One....
Admiral:
Do you want fries and a drink with that?
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Old April 8 2013, 07:40 PM   #12
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Yar (sotto voce): "Clumsy oaf."
Riker: "Now, you see, Captain? This is why I don't let you beam down with the away teams!"
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Old April 9 2013, 12:03 AM   #13
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Been a while since I did a 'shop.



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Old April 9 2013, 02:18 AM   #14
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Riker: "I see that Lwaxana made it, but her clothes didn't."

Picard: "Just kill me now, Number One."





Riker: "OK, are we all straight on this? We were walking single file, Wesley bringing up the rear. We heard some claps of thunder and looked towards them. When the thunder subsided, Wesley was gone."





Picard: "No problem, young Mr. Crusher has been reprimanded for being such a pushover at the helm, and we'll just take you back to your assisted living colony."

Picard (to self): "Merde. I was having a decent day until this Silver Alert!"

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Old April 9 2013, 04:20 AM   #15
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Thanks for the pick




Picard: Lt. Worf, Ready your razor. Prepare to shave Mr. Laforge's facial growth



Senior Staff: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!



Stewart: Tell her to give it a rest with the accent. I'm playing a Frenchman, but you don't hear me carving into people's eardrums with it



Riker: That's one big, hairy donut



Jameson: This is a splendid kitchen you have, Sonny. Now how do I set this thing for puree?
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