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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old April 8 2013, 03:28 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

Hello everyone! Lets start a new contest!




First up to the plate, the same captioner had two great entries so I'm pronouncing both of them winners!

CorporalCaptain wrote: View Post


Kirk: As you know, we're trapped in uncharted space, and ship's life support can keep all 430 of us alive for only one more day. Suggestions?



William Shatner: Get a life!
Next, we have the "Where everybody but him knows your name" Award, going to:

Finn wrote: View Post

Shatner: so...who are you guys again?
Next, we have the "Whoops!" Award, going to:

golddragon71 wrote: View Post


Most of the crew were interested in watching the Trial involving Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy but for some reason the Enterprise's Comm-screens got stuck on a video feed taken from Space station K-7 when Uhura and Chekov were on shore-leave together



Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"
Congratulations to our winners and thanks to everyone who participated!

New Contest!

Enjoy!







Here we go!
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Old April 8 2013, 03:32 AM   #2
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!



Crusher was less popular in the months following the annual crew colonoscopies.



Picard: Wow, this is a priceless archeological relic.

Riker: Why are you leaving it here, again?



Kirk: Where's the turbolift?

The floor starts moving upward.

Kirk: Oh, crap.
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Old April 8 2013, 03:45 AM   #3
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!



Crusher: Worf, don't you think you're overacting? It's just erectile dysfunction... I have a hypospray for that.
Worf: I will not bear the humiliation! If you speak of it... you will die!



Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.



Kirk: Wow, I didn't know the ship was this big.
Spock: An ancient Vulcan metaphor comes to mind, Captain... "Up your shaft."
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Old April 8 2013, 03:47 AM   #4
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KIRK: How can it be bigger on the inside?
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Old April 8 2013, 04:37 AM   #5
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TFTW, LeadHead!



Picard: "Goddammit! The only thing on this whole damned ship I had insured, and not a scratch!"
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Old April 8 2013, 04:54 AM   #6
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Thank goodness the Weebles are ok.
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Old April 8 2013, 05:24 AM   #7
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SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal! [/IMG]
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Old April 8 2013, 08:24 AM   #8
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"Well, Bones, standing upon one anothers shoulders would sound more appealing if we hadn't just feasted on bourbon and beans."
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Old April 8 2013, 08:30 AM   #9
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Lt. Worf happily lived his life by the simple warrior's code, "NO MIMES!"
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Old April 8 2013, 09:04 AM   #10
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WORF: One more Helen Keller joke and I will kill you where you stand!




RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}




BONES: Wait, aren't turbolifts round?
KIRK: He's right. If this isn't the turbolift shaft, then...
SPOCK: It's the sewer.
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Old April 8 2013, 02:38 PM   #11
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PICARD: And I picked this up on the moon of Velacium VI, where Vash and I....

RIKER: Is every "ancient artifact" you own actually a memento of a sexual encounter?

PICARD: Pretty much.
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Old April 8 2013, 03:07 PM   #12
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Crusher: Don't shoot!!!!! I know I don't do anything in the TNG movies, but that's no reason to kill me!


Picard: Alas, poor Ensign G'fhulg! I didn't really know him...hang on...why the hell was he in my ready room?
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Old April 8 2013, 04:44 PM   #13
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Picard: "This was obviously a revered object in their culture. Probably a religious icon, possibly an image of one of their gods. And this inscription on its base: 'What, me worry?'"
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Picard: I already nailed the archeology department. <Smash>
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Old April 8 2013, 09:49 PM   #15
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"Commander William Riker, I now stand ready to christen you with the Stone of Surak which will bestow upon you a peaceful contenance of universal oneness." ::By the Great Bird, I can't believe Will's falling for this!::
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