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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 29 2013, 07:19 AM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!



Kirk: What is everyone staring at? Is my zipper down again?






Kirk: See, if you suck in at the right time, you can make the glass stick to your face like this... Ah crap, I can't get it off.
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Old March 29 2013, 02:16 PM   #32
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SULU (thinking): Come on poison,do your stuff.
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Old April 1 2013, 03:50 AM   #33
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Admiral's Log. Those three are at it again. When will they understand they weren't technically main characters?
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Old April 1 2013, 04:28 PM   #34
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Shatner: "This has and odd taste to it, I wonder what it is?"

Takei: (Snickering/while thinking) "Wouldn't you like to know?"
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Old April 2 2013, 02:56 AM   #35
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Person way in the back: "Well, this better be as good as Space Mountain."





Chekov: "You guzzle that cheap vine like it vas vater."

Sulu: "What do you think this is? The series? We're all 20 years older, and that's prune juice he's guzzling."
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Old April 2 2013, 05:32 AM   #36
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!



Kirk: Anyone who wants to wear the new crew 'bacon eater' uniform say 'Aye.'
Scotty <over shipwide>: And anyone who wants to warp into a star say 'Nay!' <warp engines engage>



Chekov: Keptin, you vere supposed to save the specimens for your medical exam.

Kirk: How do you think I defeated the Kobayashi Maru?
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Old April 2 2013, 05:06 PM   #37
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Kirk: "A toast! To that great new clothing store we found today!"
Sulu: "Hear, hear! We look fabulous!"
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Old April 3 2013, 09:08 AM   #38
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Kirk: Nei ten teh koi, mon.
Crew: <Laughs>




Chekov: No curtains, Keptin?
Kirk: What do you think Sulu's draped in?
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Old April 8 2013, 03:33 AM   #39
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New Contest!
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