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Old April 5 2013, 06:50 PM   #31
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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Start gifting your mom with some all-day spa trips. Even if she gets suspicious she'll be too relaxed to care.
hotel is probably cheaper
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Old April 5 2013, 06:51 PM   #32
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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How do I have sex with girlfriend?
Carefully, I hope?

With rising rent/property prices and stay-at-home kids, I can see this becoming more commonplace. Only advice I can offer from own student days:

* suck up to partner's parents. Like, big time.
* borrow a friend's place.
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Old April 5 2013, 06:54 PM   #33
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Yeah, all the advice has been given pretty much. Either do it discretely or find someplace else to do it. If you're afraid she's going to "seek solace elsewhere" well.... she's probably not worth keeping around then. It's not like she can reasonably object since she can't provide a place for it either apparently.
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Old April 5 2013, 07:36 PM   #34
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

You could always invite your mom to join in.
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Old April 5 2013, 07:38 PM   #35
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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Yeah, all the advice has been given pretty much. Either do it discretely or find someplace else to do it. If you're afraid she's going to "seek solace elsewhere" well.... she's probably not worth keeping around then. It's not like she can reasonably object since she can't provide a place for it either apparently.
Wise words, thanks, I hadn't really thought of that last point.
Yeah, thanks guys. I guess at first we both just assumed it'd be too awkward, but I was saying to her last night she's always welcome to stay over, so I guess I'll see how it goes
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Old April 5 2013, 09:40 PM   #36
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I'm not sure what you advice you are really expecting here Ethros, besides "find somewhere else to do it".
It's either that or deal with your parents knowing about it. I'm sure you can manage to be quiet enough not to disturb people too much if you try.
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Old April 5 2013, 09:48 PM   #37
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You could always invite your mom to join in.
Ewww...
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Old April 5 2013, 10:08 PM   #38
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

If your bed is against your parents' wall, the obvious solution is rearrange your room. Soundproof that wall if you have to, carpeting or egg cartons or foam packing material should work.

Otherwise, either one of you gets a flat, or you pool your money and get one together.
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Old April 5 2013, 11:34 PM   #39
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

If the bed is the problem, use the floor.
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Old April 6 2013, 12:00 AM   #40
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

I think one thing that gets parents antsy is not their adult kid having someone sleep over it's the someone then hanging around all day, eating their food, being one more person in the bathroom, basically just treating it like their house. If you have a small house especially this can be quite an invasion. They might like your gf/bf fine but that doesn't mean they want to be talking to them in the kitchen at 7am or waiting for them to get out of the bathroom.

So if you keep in mind the possible friction of invading what is your parents space with another person they might not object to her staying over.

And I second the floor, if the bed makes noise. Or put the bed mattress on the floor.
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Old April 6 2013, 12:26 AM   #41
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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How do I have sex with girlfriend?
Carefully, I hope?
Beat me to it!


... And on the serious side, I second the question of whether you've got any friends that may be able to help out. Also, I don't know how large a town you live in, but maybe AirBnB could help? Friendly people, rather cheaper than most hotels... If you were straightforward about your intentions to prospective hosts, you might find a sympathetic soul - a single woman with a flat to herself, for instance - who could trust you two to have the run of her place while she goes out and sees a movie or something. Might still cost you a bit, but would probably be a lot cozier/less sketchy-feeling than a cheap motel.

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Old April 6 2013, 12:57 AM   #42
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

MadBaggins? That you?
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Old April 6 2013, 01:20 AM   #43
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

I thought the same thing, but the initial post didn't read enough like an awful B-movie.
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Old April 7 2013, 11:31 AM   #44
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Just wanted to say don't do it in your car. You think you're in a totally isolated place and then a cop knocks on the window and it's a massive scramble to get clothes on. So I've heard.
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Old April 7 2013, 04:31 PM   #45
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BillJ wrote: View Post
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You could always invite your mom to join in.
Ewww...
Yeah not good
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