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Old April 6 2013, 10:01 PM   #16
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Re: I must apologize...

sayonara maru wrote: View Post
ROFLMAO

Oh dear me.. at least im not alone..

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..but I really need to stop wanking off before I get on the Trek BBS.

Something about the post orgasmic glow has me feeling like I just came out of a 5 year mission myself. It puts me in this mood to completely geek out and get on a federation soap box.

(i wonder if Sarah Palin or Monty Python ever felt this way)
Everything looks better during a post wank glow. You know, that's how Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr got together.
Well... I don't know if it's the best thing to be in the company of Tom Arnold, but hey, whatever wets your wick, ya know?
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Old April 6 2013, 10:29 PM   #17
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Well... I don't know if it's the best thing to be in the company of Tom Arnold, but hey, whatever wets your wick, ya know?
A wise man once said, "You can analyze the situation, but to me it's all just mental masturbation."
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Old April 6 2013, 10:34 PM   #18
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Well... I don't know if it's the best thing to be in the company of Tom Arnold, but hey, whatever wets your wick, ya know?
A wise man once said, "You can analyze the situation, but to me it's all just mental masturbation."
Mental masturbation is not as messy, but it's also not as satisfying.
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Old April 6 2013, 10:49 PM   #19
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it's less painful than Dental masturbation
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Old April 6 2013, 10:50 PM   #20
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OP, try harder.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:07 PM   #21
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I think not. Any harder might leave the landing strip ... rather raw..
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Old April 6 2013, 11:22 PM   #22
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Raw?

Wimp.

Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.

Wimp, wimp.

Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?

Raw should be first base.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:27 PM   #23
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also for a bullshit thread this is kinda lame
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Old April 6 2013, 11:29 PM   #24
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Guy you misunderstand the O.P. In this incarnation he is pretending to be a woman. Hence the landing strip comment. We're all supposed to be aghast. Or something.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:32 PM   #25
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Girls see wankering through a different perspective than you guys do boy-o


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Raw?

Wimp.

Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.

Wimp, wimp.

Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?

Raw should be first base.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:33 PM   #26
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What is love?

Love is a temporary hormonal imbalance curable by marriage.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:35 PM   #27
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LOLOLO! I can certainly attest to that!!!


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Old April 6 2013, 11:39 PM   #28
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It's because people live together, thus smooshing all the space that allows hormones and anticipation and longing to exist until they no longer have room to breath.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:43 PM   #29
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Girls see wankering through a different perspective than you guys do boy-o


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Raw?

Wimp.

Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.

Wimp, wimp.

Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?

Sorry.

Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?

Raw should be first base.
You don't own a periscope?

If women weren't such hateful creatures they would all tattoo a large letter X in helvetica at the furtherest reach of all their major cavities to give us blokes a fair target to bead between our crosshairs.
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Old April 6 2013, 11:44 PM   #30
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Re: I must apologize...

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Everything looks better during a post wank glow. You know, that's how Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr got together.
Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action.
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